Hiro, Nameless, GayBurrito and me, sitting in fort of a teenage club.
Hiro: Nameless, you little shit. I will put my finger in your pants. *Puts a finger under the hem of the pants, but quickly takes it back*
GayBurrito, Nameless and me: *Dying of laughter*
Hiro: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!
Hiro: *Joining us laughing*
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How to be a dick for dummies
RandomThese are actual conversations I have in school. IT WILL BE A FAIR AMOUNT OF SWEARING IN THIS BOOK AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!