How to be a dick for dummies

Chair race

Nameless, Hiro, GayBurrito, DMHB and me in the passing period. 

Nameless: *Being bored and begins to zoom around on office chair*

Nameless: *Begins to scream*

GayBurrito: *Joins zooming around in office chairs*

GayBurrito and Nameless: *Begins to annoy Hiro*

Hiro: *Gives up, but gets dragged into zooming around in office chairs*

Me: *Trying to hide to read my fanfic alone*

GayBurrito and Nameless: *Finds me and drags me into it with Hiro*

Me: *Yelles* LEAVE ME ALONE TO READ MY FANFIC!

DMHB: *Turns redder than a tomato of embarrassment*

(DMHB = Death metal haired bitch)