Me, Hiro, GayBurrito, and Nameless.
(We haz different areas we need to be in at school)
Me, Hiro and GayBurrito, and Nameless: *taking over the border and keeping distance*
Teacher: Don't do that!
GayBurrito: *clearly confused* Do what?
Teacher: Talk to her.
Me: We are not breaking any rules. . .
Teacher: Yes you are.
Hiro: No were not. We are talking over the bordar like countries do.
Teacher: *Defeated by logic*
Me, Hiro, GayBurrito, Nameless: *celebrating that we can bend the rules to the extreme*
YOU ARE READING
How to be a dick for dummies
RandomThese are actual conversations I have in school. IT WILL BE A FAIR AMOUNT OF SWEARING IN THIS BOOK AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!
