Namless and me
Nameless: YOU HIT ME FIRST
Me: NO, YOU
Namless: NO, YOU
Me: NO, YOU
Namless: YOU HIT ME SO MANY TIMES
Me: I KNOW BUT YOU HIT ME FIRST
Namless: YOU TOUCHED ME!
Namless: That sounds wrong
Me: *nodding*
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How to be a dick for dummies
RandomThese are actual conversations I have in school. IT WILL BE A FAIR AMOUNT OF SWEARING IN THIS BOOK AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!