Two Broke Yemos

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by mushroom_tears

by mushroom_tears

Two Broke Yemos

Starring

Disgusting person

Gee way way

Frenk Iro

Disgusting woman 2

Ember was sitting in his living room listening to MCR using a CD player he stole from this homeless dude and writing a ferard fanfic because he's quircky 🤪. then his mom ran into the room with a baseball ball bat and screamed "TuRn tHat sHiT dOwn YiU fUcKiN bItCh" Ember began violently sobbing as eyeliner streamed down his pale cheeks. His "mom" didn't understand him. Only his emo God's whom he worsipped every day at 3am by sending them all a vile of his blood. "sht up u btch :(" Ember said between his sobs. His mother than turned into fucking Satan and hit the CD player with her baseball bat which cut off his emo Jesus, Gerard Way's aggressive moans. Ember then became ful of rage. "U FCKN BICH U JST CT OF MY EM0 JSES AND I H8 U" he screamed so loud that everyone in the universe heard. "i don't care" his bitch momsaid flipping him off and rolling up the stairs back to her lair where she made things to abuse her children with because she's quirky. Ember put on his hood and began sCREamINg. "AJWHGWHWGWGVW I HATE MY FAMILY BECAUSE THEY'RE MEAN AND THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME ABBABGAGQYQGKQLQOQKQKMQ" he said in a sad tone (:((() "shut the eff up" his little brother Rad said. Ember then proceeded to throw him all the way to Mexico. "WHY DOES MY FAMILY HATE ME?!?!!" Emberly said in an aggressive tone. he began crying again and prayed to Geesus. "dear geesus, plz save me from my awful life" he said.

After 7 hours of crying he tried to sleep. However, he was interuppted by someone busting through his wall. he sat up angerly "bitch w bc tf" he yelled madly before realizing who it was.

"hi :)" Frank said. Ember proceeded to screech in shock like a seagull as he had a seizure on the ground. "omG iTs fRaNk IeRo" he said. "JWHU UWGWBWNWJHWYWGGABQJQJWUWJQJQJJWJWJWJWJWHABSV" a red haired man said as he ran into the room after Frank. "oMG ITs GEe WAy wAy" he said, now so excited that his brain could no longer function.

"Wait what are you guys doing hear-" Ember m asked. "We heard you were sad. And idk how but we did" Frank said smiling.

lmao tbc becuz im lazy 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪