The Golden Yemos

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by mushroom_tears

by mushroom_tears

The Golden Yemos

Starring

Yemo bitch

Geesus

Frnk Areo

Milkey Way

Hair man

That one guy who likes pink socks aka yoongblloood

That one bitch from that one band with the dragons

JoJo sweea

Some random homeless guy named bob

"omg" Ember said in a shook tone. "ya and me and Frank are gay for each other but we're gonna hide it very poorly for the whole story and literally everyones gonna know except us because this is an MCR Wattpad fanfic and none of the characters can have an IQ higher than 12!!!!" Gerard said. "omg" Ember said in a shook tone. All of a sudden Ray fucking Toro and Mikey fucking Way feel through the ceiling and broke every single bone in their bodies. "what the frik i broke the wall for a reason you fucking toenails" Frank said. "Fuck you bitch i don't have to listen to your crusty bitch ass" Mikey said standing up somehow even though his legs were broken. "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start" Ray said for some reason idk i thought it would be funny-. Mikey kicked Ray in the face because he sucks "get up you lazy bitch" Mikey said. Ray sat up "no u fucking grumpy bear lookin ass" "stop fighting u broken fetuses" Gerard said because he's a sassy bitch Mikey stabbed Geard. "Oof" gearded said before mcdying. Frnk was like "no." And Mikey was like "yes." and then Albert fucking Einstein came up from his grave and beat the fuck out of Mikey for no reason. "Well damn ok boomer" Mikey said. Then Gerard's ghost came out from his corpse. Frank began crying because he thought he finally got rid of him. "Mikry what the frik I'll beat you up" Gerard said. "You can't because I'm pregnant you hoe" Mikey replied in a bitchy tone. "Bitch wtf when did that happen I've only been dead for like 6 seconds" gerd asked "you've actually been dead for 11 minutes." Ember said while rolling his eyes as he wondered why he was the only smart person in the room because he has no self awareness All of a sudden YUNGBLUD materialized and started "dancing" and crying over his dead girlfriend and everyone wanted to kill themselves but it's okay because Dan Reynolds from Imagine Dragons threw a car at him and he fucking died. Everyone ignored any of that happened because no one cares about YUNGBLUD or Dan Reynolds. "Mikey I can't even hold my hydro flask because im a ghost Mikey you bitch do you understand how this makes me feel?" Gerard said angerly "I don't care and I don't want to fight you because violence stresses me out and stress is bad for the baby which is most definitely inside of m-" all of a sudden this random homeless guy named bob ran into the room and started screaming. "YOU GUYS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO THIS FANFIC AND I CAN'T GET OUT HELP IVE BEEN IN HERE FOR 4 WEEKS OMG-" he said. Mikey shot him in the face "SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TALKING" Mikey said.

"anyways, i can't be violent because it will make my baby turn out like Frank :)"

Frankie wankie got offended and was so mad he just started sCREamINg. "Frank no one cares if you're offended go talk to the manager or some shit" Ember said. "OK I WILL" Frank said and walked over to JoJo Siwa who was definitely there this whole time. "MAM I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT PREGNANT BITCH WHO IS MOST DEFINITELY ON HIS PERIOD" Frank said, not knowing how pregnancy or biology works. "NABAFMhlsgllTlgLYDSLYLUDZLYYLSYLDPYDLYDWYSPTSHhsltsdylyldlydcjlafpuPDYdypPydSptpydPydOysPYDypsSYPYSPypsPysPYSYPSYpsPyspyspyStStPSSTOltzOSTtossTOYLYZtlzylsLZYLZYLSYspy!!!!!!!" JoJo said in a voice so loud that Jesus Christ himself heard. "OH SHIT I FORGOT I DON'T SPEAK EGG" Frank said. Embers mom who somehow didn't hear this shit sooner rolled down the stairs to see wtf was going on. "eMbeRrRarar" she yelled "wHat tHe fUck Do You wAnT bItch" Ember replied. "WHO THE FUCK ARE ThESe meN?!!!" His mom asked in a demonic voice. "oH FuCK ThIs" Ember said as he yeeted everyone, including YUNGBLUD's corpse and JoJo, into his magic School bus and drove the fuck away.