Fooling around

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Cylde and Cartman were sitting in the living room watching TV. They turned the TV up on high in hopes to drown out the sounds of a headboard hitting the wall and the bed springs going up and down

After a bit Cartman takes the remote and changes the channel.

"Hey I was watching that"Cylde pouted

"Shut up crybaby, your 15 what 15 year old still watches SpongeBob"Cartman said flipping the channels
(A/N me)

"This is my house so I get to pick"Cylde pouted again

"And we're only here because your dad won't stop fucking my mom, so this your fault mostly"Cartman explained turning the channel to "White Trash and in trouble"

"I hate this show"Cylde grounded and grabbed a bag of Doritos

"Hey those are mine"Cartman shouted

"Well clearly this is first comes first serve I want your Doritos"Cylde said chomping loudly on the chips

"God I fucking hate this"Cartman shouted and ran upstairs to Cylde's dad room

"Hey what are you doing?"Cylde asked following him

"Memmmm! Memmmm!"Cartman called out for her

"I'll be out soon pookie bear"Liane called out back then the sound of the headboard banging and bed springs going came back

"No mom Cylde being annoying I want to go home now!"Cylde screamed through the door

"Baby mommy in the middle of something"Liane told him

"No fuck you, Fuck Cylde, Fuck this come out now!"Cartman screamed

"(Sigh) Okay baby momma coming"Liane sighed defeated

"Come on Asshole let's get your shit out of my house"Cylde said and they walked downstairs.

~In Roger and Liane's bedroom~

"Okay Roger, Cartman needs me"Liane told him as they had a blanket barely covering their naked body's

"Liane you really need to set boundaries with you and Eric" Roger Told her

"My pookie bear just misunderstood and he needs me"Liane explained

"Very very big difference between misunderstood and him having a bad attitude"Roger told her

"I know but Eric needs me and being a parents sometimes mean making certain sacrifices"Liane told him

"Yes but that doesn't mean throwing away your entire social life"Roger explained

"Well..."Liane thought aloud

"Look it's good to establish certain boundaries while their young or he's gonna walk all over you"Roger warned

"Oh come on don't you think that's a bit of an over-exaggeration"Liane shrugged off

"MOM GET YOUR FAT, UGLY, SLUTTY ASS OUT AND TAKE ME HOME!"Cartman screamed again

"Okay maybe you have a point"Liane realized

"Why don't you two come over for dinner tonight and we can decide what Eric needs to work and maybe even Cylde too"Roger suggested

"That sounds like a wonderful idea"Liane agreed kissing him

Liane got dressed and they both walked out

"Finally let's go"Cartman said rolling his eyes

Liane waved goodbye to Cylde and Roger and they walked home.

Author's note

Hey here's my first-ever Clyde and Cartman stepbrother AU

Depending how well just cuz I might do more we'll see, anyways hope you like this.

And remember to keep Shipping 💖

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