"Okay bye boys I'll see you in an hour"Liane said waving goodbye to them and then kissing Roger, Cartman, and even Cylde on the cheeks
"So dad me and Cartman are gonna hang out at the park"Cylde told them
"Okay boys have fun"Roger said to them as they walked outside
They walked to see Jessica wearing exit to nothing waiting behind a bush.
"Hello Jessica is't me Eric from he phone"Eric introduced himself
"Oh,Look I don't fuck anyone under 18"Jessica told them lighting a cigarette
"No,It's not for me it's for my mom's boyfriend"Cartman explained while Cylde stood awkwardly next
"Your hiring me to have sex with your mom's boyfriend?,That's kinda werid"Jessica said slightly disgusted
"Hey you think that's weird he's hiring you to sleep with his dad"Cartman said to her patting Cylde's back
"Okay"Jessica said uneasy
"Look your in no place to judge us, you open your legs for anyone with 500$"Cylde snapped at the prostitute surprising Cartman
"Okay,Okay give me the money and I'll do what I have to do"Jessica said rolling her eyes
"Okay here you go"Cartman nodded handing her 500$
"Thanks,Okay I'll see you both in about an hour or less"Jessica said putting the money in her purse and walking to Roger's front door
Roger immediately opens the door and greets her normally despite her obviously being a prostitute.
He let her in and close the door behind them.
"Oh wow he really let her in"Cylde said shocked
"See no one would give up free sex, now we just have to wait about 30 minutes and my mom will come back"Cartman told Cylde
"I thought she was coming back in an hour?"Cylde questioned
"I lied and told her that she need her to come back immediately because there was something "important" she needed to see"Cartman smirked
"Shit so your mom is gonna walk in and see my dad with another woman that's cold"Cylde said
"Sometimes it takes a hard slap in the face to make people realize things"Cartman shrugged unbothered
"Oh she's here!"Cylde said pointing to Liane's car walking in the house
"Oh God!"Liane screamed
"Let's go, Let's go, let's go"Cartman chanted and him and Cylde ran to the house
When then walk in they saw Jessica crying on the couch with Roger holding her, like how one would hold a crying child.
"Is she okay"Liane asked sitting next to her
"Is this your boyfriend?"Jessica asked
"Yes"Liane asked weary
"He's amazing,He's so kind and thoughtful"Jessica cried more hugging her
"Is okay Jessica your trying your best and your wonderful person despite your extreme dyslexia and autism"Roger convert her
After a few minutes of crying and wiping away tears, Jessica hugged them both goodbye and walked to door with Cartman and Cylde following him.
"What the hell happened?"Cartman asked confused and annoyed
"Your father me her realize my self worth, I have more value then to be old married guys sex doll"Jessica said leaving a confused face on Cylde and Cartman face
"So now I'm going to start seeing a psychiatrist and going back to school to get my degree in education then I'm gonna be a 3 grade teacher ad try to get custody of my son"Jessica declared
"This entire breakthrough was made after only 30 minutes with Roger?"Cartman questioned
"Thank you boys for introducing me to this amazing person, now I'm going to dedicate my life to bettering myself"Jessica said again
"Seriously?"Cylde asked confused
"The first thing on my agenda is to get sober and and find a good job so I can pay my bills and focus on my mental health"Jessica explained hugging Cylde and Cartmen and walking off
After Jessica was gone, they looked inside and saw Roger and Liane were out of the living room.
After a bit they hear the all too familiar sound of a headboard hitting the wall and moaning, crying, and grunts
"Your dad's a douchebag"Cartman simply said to Cylde looking annoyed by their parents current actions.
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Reverse Parent Trap
FanfictionCylde and Cartman parents began having and sexual relationship which leads to an emotional relationship. Cylde and Cartman began to worried about them being together and are determined to end the relationship.
