Cartman and Liane finished moving in and have been living with Roger and Clyde for almost 2 months and Liane and Roger seem to fall more and more in love while Cartman and Clyde began to hate each other more and more.
"I love you Liane"Roger hugged her from behind while she was doing the dishes
"Oh your so sweet love"Liane gushed and turned around and hugged him back
"God they're so gross"Cartman faked gagged
"I don't know they're kinda cute"Clyde shrugged
"Shut up Clyde"Cartman nonchalant snapped
"Daaaddd Cartman told me to shut up"Clyde wined
"Pookie bear please be nice"Liane begged Lightly
"Fine I'm sorry"Cartman rolled his eyes
"Apology accepted"Clyde smiled smug
"Don't be an Asshole"Cartman growled
"Come on, I get it your mom and my dad being together is kinda gross, unsettling, and freaky but look how happy they are"Clyde smiled pointing at them
Cartman and Clyde looked over and see his mom and Clyde making out heavily.
"Can I have breakfast now"Cartman asked holding back his disgust
"Can I have breakfast now? What?"Roger asked slightly pushing Liane back to talk to Cartman
"Can I have breakfast now before going to school?"Cartman asked again sarcastically
"Eric"Liane said
"Fine"Cartman sighed exhausted
"Can I have breakfast now please"Cartman sighed
"Yes you can"Roger smiled pleased by Cartman use of manners
Roger walked over to the over and pulled out a tray of freshly baked donuts that he made himself.
"Here you go boys"Roger smiled handing them warm and freshly frosted donuts
"Hope you enjoy these"Roger smiled
"Aw,Roger your such an amazing cook"Liane hugged him and took one of the donuts
"It's good your dad can cook or I would've shot myself"Cartman said to Clyde
"Too bad than"Clyde joked grabbing a strawberry donuts
"Okay boys now time to get ready for school"Liane told them
"Thank God"Cartman signed
"Wait before you boys have to go, you have to take a mint"Roger told them
"Why?"Cartman asked annoyed
"Since you can't brush your teeth do you need to eat a mint to prevent gingivitis"Roger explained
"Memmmm!"Cartman whined
"Listen to him dear, he showed me an article about people getting cancer from gingivitis"Liane explained
"People get cancer from everything now"Cartman complicated
"Cartman you have too"Roger said
"Fine"Cartman shoved then into him mouth and ran out
"Dad your still driving me to school right?"Clyde asked
"Actually Clyde me and Liane thought that you should start walking back to school"Roger told him
"What?"Clyde asked defensive
"Look This is a good way for you to get exercise and for you and Eric to get to know each other"Roger explained holding Liane's hand
"Okay fine"Clyde immediately agreed
Then Clyde and Cartman both walked out to the school bus.
"This is gonna suck so hard"Cartman muttered
"Stop being such a fucking cry baby"Clyde muttered annoyed
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Reverse Parent Trap
FanfictionCylde and Cartman parents began having and sexual relationship which leads to an emotional relationship. Cylde and Cartman began to worried about them being together and are determined to end the relationship.