Reverse Parent Trap

People found out

Clyde and Cartmen both walked to the bus stop, They received werid looks by Stan, Kyle, and Kenny who were waiting for the bus.

"Um...Hey Clyde"Stan awkwardly greeted

"Hey guys"Cylde greeted them awkwardly and stood next to them

After a few minutes of complete silence, Kyle finally spoke.

"Why the fuck is Cylde here?"Kyle asked

"Um...Just decided to ride the bus"Cylde lied, luckily the bus came before any other questions could be ask

They all got on the bus and they saw Craig and Tweek cuddling on the bus seat, Cylde immediately sat next to them.

Each bus seat only sat two people but Cylde practically forced himself between them.

"What the heck Cylde since when do you take the bus?"Craig asked

"I just do now, please shut up"Cylde simply said as the bus drove off

They got to school and the day went by normally, well technically the day wasn't normal because nothing abnormal happened.

Cylde and Cartman only have two classes together so it wasn't hard to avoid each other.

Neither one of them have told any of their friends that their parents were dating or that they are now currently living together.

While they were in the cafeteria eating, Cartman when on one of his famous daily rants, Cylde and his gang typically always sat with them install it wasn't weird that they were all the same table.

"I can't fucking believe my mom forgot to pack my lunch"Cartman ranted while grabbing one of the school's fries and eating them

"Sorry you have to eat healthy food instead of your heart clogging KFC"Kyle said annoyed at him

"Shut up you fuck ginger haired Jew"Cartman snapped at him

After lunch they went to their last two classes then it was time to go, Cylde and his gang were talking while Stan's gang were walking behind them not saying anything.

"Pookie bear!, Cutie Cylde!"Liane called out to them

Cylde and Cartman both looked over to her mortified looking at Liane in Roger's arms.

"Hey boys Liane and I decided to pick you guys up"Roger called to them

Everyone looked at them confused by why their parents were looking very comfortable together.

"Memmmm what the heck"Cartman muttered

"We decided we're going to stop by at KFC, I feel so bad for forgetting to pack it in your lunch"Liane explained

"Why are your parents with you guys?"Token asked

"No reason"Cylde quickly said

"Don't be silly, Me and Liane have been together for 10 months now"Roger answered them

"No way"Craig laughed

"Okay, Okay everyone in the car now"Cartman said pushing Cylde inside the car

"Cartman?"Butters asked

"Butters fuck off"Cartman told him

"Eric is not how we talk to our friends"Roger said to him

"Okay I'm sorry whatever just everyone get in the car"Cartman growled

"Bye Eric"Butters said

"Look Butters don't tell anyone about this"Cartman whispered harshly

"Oh Gezz but Kenny-

"Bye Butters"Cartman waved goodbye interrupting him

They drove off to the nearest KFC, Cylde looked back and sees Cylde is visibly uncomfortable.

"Thank God my friends were already on the bus"Cartman said

"Thank God for you"Cylde sarcastically said rolling his eyes