"Fuck!,Fuck!,Fuck!"Cylde cried in pain
"Oh I'm so sorry Cylde were almost to the hospital"Liane panicked
"This hurts like a mother fucker"Cylde cried more
"We're almost here"Liane said in a hurry
When they made it she carried him out and took him to the front office.
"Hi this is my boyfriends son, he's needs help something is wrong with his leg"Liane explained
"Okay please take this and fill out the paperwork"A woman with a nasally voice instructed
"Can we go in now this is an emergency I think his leg is broken"Liane begged
"Oh he has a broken leg? will let us let him in immediately"The woman with a nasally voice said sarcastically
"Really?"Cylde asked hopefully
"No, you're not even the biggest injury I've seen in an hour, that man daughter was hit by a car and they are waiting because they don't have the proper insurance, welcome to America"The woman with a nasally voice said and flipping through her magazine
Liane then carried Cartman to the seat next to her and sat him down.
"So Cylde let's do your paperwork"Liane said and began to write on the paper
"I know I'm in a tremendous amount of pain but you know that stuff?"Cylde asked looking over her shoulder
"Oh your father told me all this stuff, one we started actually dating I wanted to know more about you"Liane answered
"Oh you and dad talk about me?"Cylde asked surprised
"Of course, almost every night I would have asked him a question about you"Liane said and continue to fill out his paperwork
"Before or after sex?"Cylde asked
"Yes"Liane nodded flipping the page
"What do you ask about?"Cylde asked
"Oh well yesterday I asked what blood type you were?"Liane answered
"Why did you know I was going to go to the hospital the next day?"Cylde joked despite being in excruciating pain
"No,I asked because me and pookie bear are b negative but my entire family is B positive and I wanted to see if we had something in common"Liane answered
"Aw that's cute, do we have something in common?"Cylde asked hopefully
"No your AB negative which is actually extremely rare"Laine said
"Oh that kinda sucks, what else did you ask my dad?"Cylde asked
"All generic questions like your favorite color or favorite food"Liane explained
"He basically answered all my questions except the question of "your favorite animal" because he says you keep changing the answer"Liane said finishing the paperwork
"It does not keep changing I just grow and develop"Cylde said defensively making Liane laugh a bit
Liane then gave the woman the paperwork and sat next to quiet as they waited for their name to be called, they talked a lot about random stuff.
With all the planning between him and Cartman he never try to make a connection with Liane.
Eventually they were called and Clyde was given in a immediately x-ray, luckily nothing was broken but his leg was severely sprained so he was giving a cast for safety reasons.
After everything was done Cylde limped to the car and him and Liane drove off.
Cylde and Liane made jokes and Cylde became more and more comfortable around her.
However Cylde immediately stop laughing when they pulled up to his house.
"Wait Liane"Cylde said stopping her
"What?"Laine asked
"My favorite animal is a porcupine"Cylde quickly said
"Oh?"Liane replied
"I don't like telling people because they look at me weird when I say porcupines are my favorite animals"Cylde explained
"But they're so cute in the little needles are so cute"Cylde gushed
"You know what Cylde?"Liane smiled
"What?Cylde asked nervously
"I like porcupines too"Liane said and kissed his cheek and she got out of the car
Cylde awkwardly followed her into the house
"Maybe it's not as bad as I think it is" Cylde thought
Then they walked in to see the house a huge mess and Roger pass out on the floor.
"Roger!"Liane screamed in a panic
"Fuck" Cylde thought to himself
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Reverse Parent Trap
FanfictionCylde and Cartman parents began having and sexual relationship which leads to an emotional relationship. Cylde and Cartman began to worried about them being together and are determined to end the relationship.
