"Here you go boys"Liane said happily placing a plate full of eggs whites, turkey bacon, and toast
"Mom where the yellow part of the egg?"Cartman asked picking his food
"Roger suggested that I take the yellow out of the eggs, replace regular pork bacon with turkey bacon, and replaced toast with jelly with toast with 'I can't Believe It's Not Butter' for a healthier diet"Liane explained
"If this supposed to be healthy why is Clyde still fat"Cartman joked
"Shut up Asshole"Cylde snapped at him jokingly
"Oh boys"Liane laughed sweetly
"Okay well I'm about to go clean Cylde's bathroom"Roger declared holding a bucket of cleaning supplies
"Okay my love"Liane said scrambling more eggs
"The cashmere shirt it's in the bathroom right?"Cylde whispered to him
"Yep,I place it behind your toilet"Cartman whispered back to him
"I know this isn't really that important but where did get a cashmere shirt so last minute?"Cylde asked
"I stole it from Kenny place, He was gonna give it to Butters for their 2 year anniversary but this seems more important"Cartman concluded
"That's kinda shitty don't you think?"Cylde asked keeping his whisper
"This whole plan is kinda shitty"Cartman shrugged
"Oh...Yeah I guess"Cylde realized taking another bit
"Cylde can you come in here for a bit?"Roger asked
"S-sure, D-dad"Cylde studdered nervously
"No one said I had to talk to him"Cylde whispered harshly nervous
"I thought that part was self-explanatory, of course he's gonna ask you why you have a cashmere shirt in your bathroom, what 15 year old boy has a cashmere shirt is lying around?"Cartman asked rhetorically
"Cylde?"Roger called him again
"Look Cylde just tell him you don't know where the cashmere shirt came from and that's it"Cartman instructed him
"What are you boys whispering about?"Liane asked
"Nothing"Cylde quickly answered
"Well you should probably go to your dad now"Liane said
"Right, Coming dad"Cylde said walking to the bathroom
Cylde awkwardly walked in and saw Roger on his knees next to the toilet.
"Why is there a cashmere shirt behind your toilet?"Roger asked
"It's not mine I mean.... I've never seen it or wore it so I don't know, ha ha ha"Cylde nervously said
"Okay"Roger nodded and getting up and going to the kitchen while holding the cashmere shirt in his hand
"Liane?"Roger called out for her
"Yes,Dear?"Liane asked
"Do you recognize this shirt?"Roger asked showing her the cashmere shirt
"No,Why is it new?"Liane asked
"It's like 3 sizes too small for me"Roger said to her
"Oh...then why did you buy it?"Liane asked
"Liane I didn't buy it, it was behind my son's toilet, Any idea why?"Roger asked suspiciously
"No,Why?"Liane asked suspiciously back
"Well I don't know, why would a man cashmere shirt that's not mine be in my house?"Roger asked
"I don't know,And how dare you accuse me"Liane said
"I'm not accusing you of anything I'm asking you why this shirt is in my house"Roger asked her again I'm more of a demanding tone
Cylde and Cartman both smiled at each other while watching them fight.
Then their was a knock on the door, Roger and Liane walked to the door and saw a little girl.
"Hola, I'm Maria Chavez, I just came her from Mexico and me and my papa moved here and I wanted to know if you be willing to donate to my funds to help my family get gas in our car to drive to our government given hotel room"Maria explained
"Oh I probably have some cash"Liane said
"No...take this"Roger said handing her the cashmere shirt
"Oh, pretty"Maria smiled
"Roger your giving it to her?"Liane asked
"Look I love you, I don't want something as stupid as a cashmere sweater ripping us a part"Roger explained holding her
"Oh,How sweet"Liane smiled and kissed him
"Maria you can sell this and I'm sure you'll get a good amount of money from"Roger told her
"Oh thank you, kinda people"Maria thanked them and hugged Roger's legs and ran off
"Oh Roger,Your so amazing"Liane kissed him and began grinding on him
They then ran up to their room, Cylde and Cartman sat in silence before hearing the all-too-familiar sound for the headboard banging against the wall.
"Fucking Maria"Cartman cussed annoyed
"So...new plan?"Cylde asked
As the sound from upstairs when from banging of a headboard to banging of a headboard and soft moaning and grunts
"Yeah"Cartman nodded
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Reverse Parent Trap
FanfictionCylde and Cartman parents began having and sexual relationship which leads to an emotional relationship. Cylde and Cartman began to worried about them being together and are determined to end the relationship.
