"Okay since your dad's a douchebag"Cartman started as they sat in Cartman's room writing up another plan
"He's not a douchebag, he's a nice guy who doesn't sleep with sad prostitutes who have dyslexia and autism"Cylde snapped defensive
"Look I didn't know she was dyslexic and had autism"Cartman said rolling his eyes
"What are we gonna do now your stupid prostitute ideas made them love each other even more"Cylde said
"Look we tried to make them cheat and each other now time to do something a bit more complicated"Cartman warned
"What?"Cylde asked oddly invested in his new plan
"We're gonna make it look like your dad cheated on my mom"Cartman explained
"Wait before we get to the actual plan part of your plan why do they have to be my dad?Cylde asked somewhat offended
"Because if we tried to convince your dad my mom is a slut he'll say something like
"Oh Liane I understand your a hurt angel who needs time and love to heal" or some bullshit like that"Cartman joked annoyed
"Ha,Ha, I want to be mad at that joke but you're kind of right"Cylde Laughed a bit
"So what were gonna do is were gonna cover your dad full of hickeys, make him smell like alcohol, and have him have a hint of cheap perfume and even cheap lipstick"Cartman explained
"Okay so I have a few questions"Cylde said
"What?"Cartman asked
"One who gonna give him hickeys because gods knows I won't"Cylde said disgusted and annoyed
"Neither one of us has to I saw the thing online where we can get a leaf blower, turn it to suck and place it on someone's neck it looks like they got a hickey"Cartman explained
"Okay now question number two, won't cheap perfume in cheap lipstick look a bit too staged?, Like someone planted those things for him to get caught doing something he wasn't doing?"Cylde asked again
"Were not going to do anything stupid like kiss his collar or spray his shirt with perfume, what we're going to do is put the lipstick somewhere in the bedroom where my mom will find it and as for the cheap perfume will put only a little bit on various places of your dad's body"Cartman explained
"Various places?"Cylde questioned
"You know like his neck and stomach not a lot that is overwhelming but just enough that you know it's there"Cartman explained
"This is all way too planned out did you like get this from a book or something?"Cylde questioned
"A lot of my plans sometimes just come to my head"Cartman shrugged
"Okay my last and final question is about the whole alcohol?"Cylde said
"What about it?"Cartman asked
"My dad only drinks at special occasions like weddings, dates, and rehearsal dinners, he's never gotten drunk in front of me before, are we supposed to get him so wasted that he doesn't remember anything?"Cylde asked
"Okay... Let's drug him"Cartman immediately said
"What!"Cylde asked shouting
"Look were not going to give him any heavy drugs just something that'll make them go to sleep for a few hours"Cartman explained trying to make the situation sound better
"Okay,Okay as long as you promise not to hurt"Cylde said
"Cylde I can honestly say I will try my best to keep that promise"Cartman swore
"Okay fine,I'll take it"Cylde shrugged
"Now how we supposed to distract your mom long enough for you to sabotage my dad?"Cylde asked
"I have a plan for that too but I can't tell you"Cartman said to him
"Why can't you tell me?"Cylde asked
"Because the plan involves you acting and I don't know how good of an actor you are so just be best if you know nothing"Cartman explained
"That's fair I'm actually a terrible actor"Cylde laughed
"Boys"Liane called out for them out of breath
"Me and Rodger decided to go out for tonight, get ready"Liane told them
"Okay Miss. Cartman will be ready by then"Cylde nodded
They look at each other and then. ready.
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Reverse Parent Trap
FanfictionCylde and Cartman parents began having and sexual relationship which leads to an emotional relationship. Cylde and Cartman began to worried about them being together and are determined to end the relationship.
