"Okay so our plan to remind your dad my mom is a slut didn't work so time for plan b"Cartman said going to a small toy treasure chest full of dolls and action figures
"And plan b is...?"Cylde asked
"Plan b, my simple friend is to make my mom dump your dad"Cartman explained while getting 2 Barbie dolls in one octopus prime action figure
"How?, Your mom is in love with your dad and no offense but my dad the best your mom's ever going to do"Cylde told him
"None taken,Now my plan is"Cartman continued
"Optimus prime represents your dad, Now your dad will be sitting at home you know minding his own business probably watching TV or something like that"Cartman said positioning the Optimus prime toy in front of a fake Barbie doll flat screen TV
"Or what stopping the decepticons?"Cylde joked
"Ha, That was kinda funny, Anyways then he'll hear the doorbell"Cartman continued
"And he'll be like 'Oh who's at the door I wonder who that could be at 6:00pm on a Tuesday?'"Cartman mocked
"Ha,Dude"Cylde laughed
"What?"Cartman asked in his original voice
"You think that with my dad sounds like?"Cylde asked
"No Jesus just focus on making a point"Cartman Laughed with him
"Okay,Okay please go on"Cylde said
"Okay,So he'll open the door and see a sexy young barely legal 18 year old prostitute wearing almost nothing"Cartman explained showing an Asian Barbie doll wearing a small skirt and crop top
"Wait,Wait, is it cool if we get a prostitute who's in there like mid or late twenties"Cylde asked
"Why?"Cartman asked confused
"I just feel like when we people fetishize about being with 18 year-old were feeding into normalizing pedophilia behavior"Cylde explained
"Oh, You think so?"Cartman asked
"Because even though yes they are legal age doesn't mean is okay for 40 year old to sleep with them, and I feel like it encourages people to fantasize teenagers"Cylde finished his explanation
"Oh wow, Never thought about"Cartman thought
"Sorry by making it weird I just personally would feel okay if they were like in the twenties"Cylde finished
"No no it's cool you should be comfortable with the woman seducing your dad"Cartman said
"Okay so the age appropriate prostitute comes and says sexy things to him"Cartman explained while using dolls to explain his point
"Way give me an example of something sexy she would say?"Cylde Laughed
"Okay um...Hey big boy why don't you put your dick in me"Cartman said mocked a random generic woman voice
Cylde and Cartman both began Laughing uncontrollably together.
"Okay,Okay seriously, They have sex and then my mom walks in see then in the act and dumps him on the spot"Cartman finally finished
"Okay look the plan itself is great but it's never going to work"Cylde said
"Why?"Cartman asked
"My dad's not a cheater, She could be 21, perfect body, and have huge tits and ass and he still wouldn't sleep with her"Cylde said
"Why is he gay?"Cartman asked
"Ha,No Asshole he just doesn't like cheaters you'll never go through with it"Cylde explained
"Trust me Cylde everyone has a breaking point"Cartman smiled and I know the perfect girl
Cartman and then walk to the computer and started typing in a name.
"Who is Jessica Marengo?"Cylde asked
"A local prostitute, She perfect"Cartman smiled
"Pretty,young but not too young, an she very classy"Cartman explained as she began to call her
"What does a classy prostitute mean?"Cylde asked
"Meh, just means she STD free"Cartman shrugged and then dialed the number
"Hi Jessica I need you for 1 hour how much is that gonna be?"Cartman asked
"500$?"Cartman repeated
"Okay that's should be good, Okay see you then"Cartman agrees that hung up the phone
"Okay genius where are you going to get $500?"Cylde asked
"Don't worry about the money part I have that covered"Cartman smiled smug
"Okay whatever"Cylde shrugged as they walked out if the room and headed downstairs
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Reverse Parent Trap
FanfictionCylde and Cartman parents began having and sexual relationship which leads to an emotional relationship. Cylde and Cartman began to worried about them being together and are determined to end the relationship.
