Apodyopsis [Yoonmin]

22.

"Are you in love with me? I think you are.l otherwise you wouldn't book me so much." Jimin chuckled.

"Well, hey to you too! I'm good. How are you?" Yoongi sarcastically replied.

"Could be better if you buy me a brand new car." He winked.

"Nice try. We're not there yet."

Jimin's eyes widen, "Yet? So does that mean you're going to buy me a car in the future? You said it not me!"

"Jimin that's not what—"

"Okay. What are we doing here? I'm not a big coffee person." He asked looking around the cafe.

"Who doesn't like coffee? Are you even human? The average person can't function without caffeine in a day."

"I'm not the average person. I'm Park fucking Jimin."

Yoongi opened his mouth to argue back, but could he really? What Jimin said was absolutely true. No argument in that.

"They don't just have coffee. They have sweets and tea."

"Hmm. Do they have wine?"

"Jimin it's a cafe." He frowned.

"Well, excuse me. I don't know how rich people cafes work."

"This isn't even a...it's just a regular cafe. You just..."

Jimin threw his head back laughing and Yoongi groaned. "Stop that shit. You scare me." He told.

"You gotta learn how to take jokes. What's that you're having?"

"It's a—oh—okay." Yoongi said as he watched Jimin grab the cup and take a sip. He wrinkled his nose and set the cup back down.

"You need some sugar in that shit." He said shaking his head and sticking his tongue out.

"It's black coffee and it's great." He timidly replied.

"Does it make you uncomfortable that I drunk out of your cup?"

"N-no."

"Because we've already kissed remember? Technically, we have exchanged germs already. Too late."

Yoongi took a breath and leaned closer to the table. "I'm glad you brought that up." He quietly said.

"The germ thing? Yeah, we have each other's cooties. Gross."

"No, not the germ thing. I'm talking about the kis—"

"Excuse me. What are those called?" Jimin asked a random person going by.

"It's a raspberry muffin."

"Ooh! I want one of those, Yoongi!" He insisted.

"Umm, okay. Yes. I'll be right back." He said getting up to get one for him. When he was in line he turned around to look at Jimin who was calmly looking up at the ceiling.

How could he act like this when they shared a kiss?

Even that night that it happened he left and never mentioned it. Almost like it never happened. Yoongi wanted to bring it up, but how without making it awkward?

•••

"What do you want to do now?" Jimin asked as they walked down the street. It was starting to get dark and the temperature was dropping a bit.

"I-we only have two minutes left."

"Okay, so we can either do a quickie or go to a party."

"None of those would work." Yoongi laugh.