Apodyopsis [Yoonmin]

30.

"Jimin, just jump."

"I don't know about this shit. Can't we just sneak out the front door?"

"Umm, no. If my father sees me he will throw a fit. He wants me to stay and mingle."

"Eww. He wants you to have an orgy with those people?"

Yoongi sighed while rolling his eyes, "No, stop making me think of the fact that my father probably still thinks about sex."

"He probably still—"

"Okay, okay. Can you just jump. I got you." He told stretching his arms out.

Jimin looked down at the ground where Yoongi was standing. He couldn't believe here he was about to jump out of a bathroom window.

Why did the bathroom even have windows for?

"I have so many questions."

"I can answer them down here. Don't worry. Come on."

"But, why does this bathroom have a window? Do people sneak out from here? Or what if they have this window so they can like come in and kidnap the people and—"

"Jimin, just relax. It's okay. Look at me I jumped and I survived. Just clear your mind and count to three okay?" Yoongi told.

He looked down once again panicking a little. Maybe it was because he was tipsy and he already felt like the world was spinning.

Looking down at Yoongi felt like he was going to jump off a cliff when in reality it was only a few feet.

"Okay, okay, fine. One, two..." He closed his eyes and tried to relax. Before he had time to think about it someone tried to open the door.

Good thing they had locked it before attempting this. However, this threw Jimin off guard so he fell and Yoongi's didn't have enough time to catch him.

"Fucking ouch." He said.

"Oh my fuck. I am so, so, so sorry." Yoongi apologized as he ran towards him.

Jimin sat up and spit out some dirt, "You said you'd catch me asshole."

"I'm sorry! What the hell happened to three? You said you'd count to three!"

They suddenly bursted out laughing. Jimin laid back down on the ground holding his stomach. He hadn't laughed this hard in so long. It was amazing.

"I'm really sorry though," Yoongi said once they laughter stopped. He reached over to wipe some dirt off his cheek.

Jimin smiled in return, "It's fine. I blame it on whoever was knocking on the damn door."

"Okay, come on let's go." Yoongi said helping him up. When Jimin was up Yoongi looked down at his feet. He was missing a shoe.

"What happened to your shoe?"

"No clue."

"Well let's look for...fuck. I forgot my phone at the table. Do you have yours?"

Jimin scoffed, "Hell no. You see how wasted I get during these dinners? I don't need to be carrying my phone around."

"We don't have a phone with light so we can look for it."

"It's totally okay. I don't care. I don't even need this one." He said taking it off and throwing it.

"Jimin! Now you're barefoot."

He shrugged, "I guess you're going to have to carry me."

Yoongi's eyes widen a bit. Jimin opened up his arms and Yoongi gulped turning around. He wrapped his arms around the back of his neck and jumped up to wrap his legs on Yoongi's waist.