kimseokjinn: he hasn't seen your dick mole yet we're good
sunshine_hobi: seokjin!!!!
kimseokjinn: ok sorry baby i just found it so funny that you told him on accident
sunshine_hobi: namjoon i promise it isn't bad
KimNamjoon: KimNamjoonis typing... KimNamjoon is typing...
kimseokjinn: im starting to think joon doesn't want to talk to us
sunshine_hobi: come let us love you dammit ;o
KimNamjoon: im sorry!!5 oh boy ignore that 5 i typed it by accident i her so nervous talking to both of you at the same time
kimseokjinn: why? do you not like this? if you don't it's okay we don't want to force you
sunshine_boy: yeah it's up to you we think you're super cute and beyond adorable we want you to be with us but if you're not comfortable with it you don't have to
KimNamjoon: no no it's not that it's just difficult to be loving towards both of you without making the other feel uhh...left out? am i making sense
sunshine_hobi: totally
kimseokjinn: uh no
sunshine_hobi: jin get your shit together 🙄
kimseokjinn: are you forgetting i thought he was vegan??
KimNamjoon: i guess im just afraid to not give each of you the same amount of attention ive never been in a serious relationship before so it's all new to me
kimseokjinn: well we've also never been in a relationship with a third person so it's a new experience for all of us :) plus hoseok is actually my first male partner
sunshine_hobi: yeah can you believe he use to only see me "as a friend"? he can be a silly baby
KimNamjoon: just know that im smiling really big at my phone right now kind of like this —> :D thank you both for accepting me and my preferences neither of you have made me feel like a freak you both look at me like every other person i don't know if you guys realize this but sometimes that's all i want
sunshine_hobi: YOURE SO CUTE OML IM WRIRINF MY CHRISTMAS LETTER TO SANTA ALREADY DEAR SANTA I WANT THIS NAMJOON FOR CHRISTMAS
kimseokjinn: DEAR SANTA I WANT HIM TOO THANK U
KimNamjoon: i think im ready
kimseokjinn: for Christmas? yeah me too let's just skip this summer pollen season shit
KimNamjoon: no no not for that
sunshine_hobi: for writing your Christmas letter??
KimNamjoon: no to go on a date with you two like alone us three