I definitely wasn't expecting eating something literally from Belfast after her serving me breakfast. She probably fell in love with me, her feelings were mixed in the batter. I walked to the nearest pantry to grab some water, I came back to my office, and I drank some water so I can wash it down since she didn't give me anything else to drink. Jintsuu then stumbled upon me when I walked in my office.
Jintsuu: What happened, Minato?
Minato: I guess Belfast?
Jintsuu: What about her?
Minato: I guess that she literally put her feelings in my waffle.
Jintsuu: What a nuisance... I honestly going to vomit how she even did that...
Minato: Well I was hungry and I guess I'm not complaining...
Jintsuu: You should talk to her.
Minato: I will.
Minato: *sign* This reminds me of Shoukaku...
Shoukaku: You called commander?
Minato: No.
I saw her standing and smiling at me.
Minato: Why are you here Shoukaku?
Shoukaku: *giggles* I followed you.
Minato: Of course you did...
Shoukaku giggled even more.
Shoukaku: It's a pleasure to see your cute face again... you make me so happy! Ahahaha~
Minato: *sign* Where's Zuikaku?
Shoukaku: Out of town.
Crap... I should've acted sooner.
Jintsuu: Don't you have anywhere to go?
Shoukaku: I'll visit Souryuu. Later my love~
She headed to Souryuu's dorm. I then felt something breathing on my neck.
Belfast: I found you master~
Neptune came with a trident that was near Jintsuu's neck. I got out my Saber. Belfast smiled at me.
Minato: Thanks for the waffle... but what was in it?
Belfast: My apologies master, it was some filling that I put in to make it sweeter.
Minato: What's that gooey thing?
Belfast: No, I put in the vanilla extract in the filling. The filling was vanilla dessert cream. Do you like vanilla?
Minato: I don't know.
Jintsuu: Let me go!
I saw Jintsuu trying to struggle out, I had my Saber pointing at Belfast.
Belfast: Oh master~ I want to confess to you.
Neptune: Me too!
Minato: Jeez, give me a break...
Belfast & Neptune: We're in love with you!
I facepalmed.
Minato: Didn't we meet literally two days ago...
Neptune: What are you talking about? I was in love with for a long time...
Minato: Delusional scum...
Belfast: Master, this burning love of you and us are meant to be together~
Minato: ...
Neptune: Besides, we think that your secretary needs to be punished~
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Promise Rings: A Yandere Azur Lane Fanfiction Parody
Fanfiction"A wedding ring won't save anyone.."-Salty_Kirumi The Blue-Haired Boy from JRPG "Persona 3", Minato Arisato, discovers a game that his friend "Junpei" told him about, Azur Lane. Minato from Gekkoukan High School, is not very sociable even tough he...