Insanity (Varian X Reader) {Heathers AU}

Mister No Name Kid

The Populars strutted away, and I went back to sit down and eat my lunch.

"You shouldn't have bowed down to the swatch dogs and diet-coke-heads. They're going to crush that girl."

I turned around and saw a boy my age. He wore a black trench-coat, and had a bright blue streak in his pitch black hair.

"I'm sorry, what?" I asked him.

"Clearly, you've got a soul. You just gotta work harder on keeping it clean. 'We are all born marked for evil.'" he said, then started to walk away.

"Um, okay. Don't just quote Baudelaire at me and then walk away, excuse me." I said, making him turn around, "I didn't catch your name."

"I didn't throw it." he responded. The boy then turned around to go, but nearly ran into Eugene and Lance.

"Hey, sweetheart! What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Corona?" Lance teased.

"My buddy, Lance, just asked you a question." Eugene said, when the boy didn't answer.

"Hey, Eugene, doesn't the cafeteria have a 'no sissy-boys allowed' rule?" Lance added.

"I don't know what your problem is," the boy paused, "But I bet it's really hard for you to pronounce."

Ooh. Burnnnnnnnnn!

And then a fight broke out.

The boy knocked, both, Eugene and Lance to the ground. The fighting continued, and I got caught up in my thoughts.

The boy was cute.
Okay, so, he was a bit more that cute.
And that comeback earlier? Awesome!
Wait.
I don't have, like, feelings for him, do I?
I guess I do...

But why when you see boys fight, does it look so horrible, yet feel so right? I shouldn't watch this junk, that's not who I am. But with this kid, man...

Hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid. So, who might you be? And could you fight for me? And hey, could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me, and still act proud? (A/n: I will make you prouddddd!)

Hey, could you hold my hand? 

I could envision it. Us walking hand-in-hand in a field of bright yellow flowers...
It felt peaceful. Like everything was finally right...

And could you carry me through no-man's land? It's fine if you don't agree. But I would fight for you, If you would fight for me. 

Let them drive us underground. I don't care how far. You can set my broken bones, and I know CPR.

I snapped out of my thoughts as the boy punched Eugene in the jaw. (A/n: Sorry Eugene's face...)

Well, woah,you can punch real good. You've lasted longer than I thought you would. So, hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid, if some night you're free, wanna fight for me? If you're still alive. I would fight for you, If you would fight for me...

And with that, the fight was over. Lance and Eugene had ran off.

(A/n: Sorry it's so short, but the next chapter is a lot longer! My favorite song from Heathers is next!!!)