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Cast Includes: Crispin Glover, Margo Harshman, Greg Cipes, Kelly Vitz, Artie Baxter, Carrie Finklea and Bruce Glover

Directed by William Dear 



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So this movie is your typical B horror movie. But good. I love this movie. I can watch it all the time. Its acting by Crispin is dramatic and hilarious. Margo does fantastic as our lead Katie. she and her friends are your stereotypical horror characters. Katie the good girl, Greg Cipes *Who plays Beast Boy!* is the stoner,  Kelly Vitz is the rich girl, Artie Baxter is the dumb horny jock, and Carrie Finklea is your typical slut.

And they played their roles perfectly. 

Crispin plays Stanley and Simon twin brothers with a dark past. They are our villians. And Crispin does a fantastic job splitting between the two brothers. I like his work, im a fan of Glover.

This movie turns into a yandere movie of sorts. Glover's characters become obsessed with Margo's. Even calling her their 'dream girl'. That's what he calls her. Even making a gift out of one her friends body for her. Trying to get her alone and such.

This movie is from 2006, so the jokes are old for the younger crowd. But enjoyed them. Cause I am easily amused honestly. There was no joking at the wrong times which I like. I hate it when the comedy is at the wrong moments in a horror movie. 

Greg's character, Zack, is the comedy relief of the movie. He is a stoner but is brave and a gentleman. I am a HUGE fan of Teen Titans. The 2000's teen titans. Not the newer show or teen titans go. So seeing him in this movie made me fangirl.

Margo's Katie was my favorite. She makes the most sense in the movie. She knows Glover's characters aren't really safe to be around. She wants to not be alone in the woods, wants to look for her one friend who goes missing. And she's a strong person.

Why am I mentioning only them? Cause their my favorite! And this is my review lol. 

I actually just finished rewatching the movie and when I finish this review imma watch it again, don't judge me!

I looove that there are drawn out painful kills and blood. Theirs great kills threw this movie. With some neat traps to go with it.


Dislikes


What I don't like is that Blake Lively is on the cover, listed as a lead, but she is in the last three minutes of the movie and that's it. The only reason she is on the cover and such is cause her father's company is what paid for the movie. So she and her sister and I think mother is in the movie. 

I didn't like that they killed a dog in the movie. I always skip over that part. 

Other then that there isn't much I didn't like about it.



Favorite Kills



My favorite kill is Zack's death. Earlier in the movie Stanley tells Zack, after Zack asked him for zigzags, that smoking can kill. So when he is captured trying to save Katie, Stanley finds a bag filled with Zack's weed. He makes a giant joint and punches him in the gut to make him inhale. Now Zach has gas on him from when it fell on him while hiding in the back of Stanleys truck. So the ashes catch on fire and he slowly burns to death. 


My least favorite death is the puppy's death! I hate it when the animals die! 



Ratings


I LOOOOOVE this movie.  I cant say it enough. Its campy. Its a so bad its awesome kind of B movie horror. 

So I give this movie a 10-10!

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