Here comes trouble

MASS MAYHEM!

I was opening the first bottle of super glue when Becca started shouting.

"OH FOR F**K SAKE!"

"Keep your voice down! What's the matter?" I asked her

"I dropped the bloody bottle!"

"Clean it up quickly! We can't let anyone see it!" I said. She want and got some tissues out of my bag and cleaned it up with a minuet. I nodded at her and we started glueing the doors shut. We put some in the key hole and some in the door and then we tried to open them. The door wouldn't budge so I knew we had done out job properly. We went up to the third floor to meet the others and glue them doors shut. I went and gave Billy a hug because we had split up. We were supposed to do it together but there were to many doors so I went with Becca and the other three stayed together.

"Right," I said seriously, "now we've glued all the doors shut we have to fill the balloons and put them up. Let's go to the gym first. Who has the paint?"

"I have it" said Shane "there should be enough. There should be more than enough. I got the powder paint aswell."

We went into the gym and started to fill the balloons, laughing the entire time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Monday Morning

--------------------------------- "Did you hear what happened last night?" asked Rosie. Of course I knew what happened but we were playing stupid.

"No, what on earth occurred in this s**t hole last night?" I asked in a tone of mock horror.

"Some GENIUS broke in spray painted the word 'dick-head' on the head-masters door." she said, matching my tone. The spray painting was my idea. I thought it was the perfect touch, it might have given us away but I used to do a load of graffiti but only me, Becca, Rosie and Billy knew about it. Shane had some idea but he wasn't too sure. I was never caught but I could still disguise my writing well.

"You were right, complete genius!" I told her. We walked into the hallway to find that everyone was running around like a headless chicken. I grinned at Rosie and she grinned at me. We walked up to the rest of our friends and laughed.

"Oh my! What on earth has happened here?" I asked, my voice still filled with mock horror.

"Haven't a clue." said Becca.

We carried on laughing and went to our first lesson. I tried the door but shook my head. It wasn't opening. I saw a teacher running past us.

"Sir, what happened?" I asked.

"Doors have been..." he started but didn't get a chance to finish. The announcement system played the small jingle it always did when it first started.

"THE DOORS HAVE BEEN GLUED SHUT AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO OPEN THEM JUST YET. PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE GYM. I REPEAT, PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE GYM." the head said. We all looked at each other, trying not to laugh. We made our way to the gym where everyone was talking really loudly, so I nodded to Billy and he nodded to me. We would wait for everyone to get in there and then I would pull the rope. Everyone was in the room and people were about to stop talking and then I pulled the rope, releasing MASS MAYEM!

Everyone started screaming but we were all laughing at them. It looked like a scene from a movie, it was surreal. As I suspected they then called us into the hall but it didn't really work because everyone was falling over. It was like an ice rink. I could physically not stop laughing. There was an announcement by a very pissed head master 'LEAVE SCHOOL NOW! GO HOME AND COME BACK TOMORROW! DON'T THREAT, I WILL FIND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MASS MAYHEM!'

Yeah, I just caused MASS MAYHEM!!!!