Here comes trouble

Flash Mob MASH-UP

Chapter 6:

I couldn’t believe we were in I.S.S! Standing on a table could no way warrant that! We went to Drama to get our bags and tell everyone how much of a bitch our Head Teacher was! I walked in and everyone laughed.

“We heard everything on the announcement system. He forgot to turn it off. I think we stage a walkout in protest.” Billy was annoyed.

“Don’t worry Billy, it’s only one day.”

Me and George got our bags and went to I.S.S where we were given a piece of paper telling us what we needed tomorrow. We weren’t going to be in the actual I.S.S room. We were going to be in a maths classroom because the I.S.S was full.

I went to lunch and had a queue of people telling me that they were gay. Only one of them was. It was Brian, who lived down ,my road. He was welcomed into the group with open arms. We told him about the Flash Mob plan and he said we should make it a flash mob mashup! He said we should do, Gangnam style, Saturday night and the Cha cha slide. That was why I wanted a Gay friend.

We would do the song thing tonight and then do it tomorrow. We would do it just after break though because of I.S.S. Another reason for having a gay friend is that he knew how to hook up any iPod to the sound system so that we didn’t even have to go in his office. I sent round a chin message to everyone so that they knew what was going on. It said…

Hey guys, It’s me. Me and my friends had a really good idea. FLASH MOB MASH-UP! Meet on the field just after break and do what comes naturally to you. Tell ALL STUDENTS!! If anyone tells a teacher I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU!!! Bye xxx

I think that got the message across ok. We didn’t want to eat crap so we went McDonalds for lunch… but we got caught and we all had to go to the Head Masters office while he explained the benefits of eating food that was good for you. That took the hour of school and then we went home to be put under lockdown for the second night. When me and Shane got home, we had to give Mum our phones and go straight to our rooms. Apparently the school hadn’t called Mum and Dad so they didn’t know I was in I.S.S. Me and Shane talked for a bit but I just had an early night. For once I couldn’t wait for school tomorrow.

I woke up and was first in the bathroom again. I pulled on my uniform and went down stairs. My mum gave me my phone and then me and Shane left. We stopped at Costa and got to school on time. I met Brian and he had made the CD which was good because it meant we could do it today. I went to the maths room and met George and Billy. I didn’t get what Billy was doing there until George told me.

“He didn’t understand why you were in I.S.S so he went to the Head and told him to get you out. Then he put him in as well. Billy was about to punch the Head so I directed him out of the office.”

I sighed. Only Billy would get himself into trouble trying to get me out of it. We walked into the room and saw the head sitting behind the desk. He told us he would over see I.S.S today. He said that if we talk we can all have another day with him. So we were quiet. The morning passed and I hadn’t done anything other than stare at the clock for two hours. Then it was break. We went to the café and everyone looked really excited. Brian told us that he had put the Macarena on the disc as well because he wasn’t sure how long it was going to take. The bell went and EVERYONE went on to the field. It looked so packed my group stood in a row at the front and Brian pressed something on his iPod. Gangnam style played loudly over everything. We started doing the dance and all of our teachers came out. They told us to go back inside but no-one listened. I shouted to Billy, “I can’t believe this worked!” No-one heard me over the music, but Billy did.

Then the music changed to Saturday night and everyone started doing the dance to that. We did all the songs and Gangnam style started again but the head had gotten control of the sound system again.

“I WILL FIND WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW. YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF TODAY TO CONFESS. IF YOU DON’T YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE TWICE AS WORST!” Everyone scattered. I was still laughing when we reached I.S.S. The head was very unimpressed when he saw us. He started talking to us as soon as we walked through the door

“Who planned that?” He asked us. As if we would ever tell him.

“I don’t know.” We all replied at the same time.

“Really?”

“Yes.” Again at the same time.

“Fine then, get on with your work. You can go back to your regular class for last period.”

After another two hours of staring at the clock, we were allowed to go for lunch.

I got bombarded with text messages as soon as I entered the café. It was as if they already had it written and were waiting for me to come in before they sent it. Most of them were asking me if I was going to turn my self in. Then the sound system said, “Can the following people come to my office immediately:

Miss Clara Jones

Mr Shane Jones

Mr Billy Flicker

Mr George Larson

Miss Lucy Craig

Miss Gemma Clark

Miss Rosie Patient

Mr James Jordon

NOW!

Oh dear we are now in deep s**t.