El Paso, Texas, United States of America, 2025
"Chico Jimenez here on KELP on a sunny morning Monday, November 17 at 7.24 am with the best of Latin music por los chicos y las chicas."
"La vida está una bella cancion! Woof!"
"Some words of wisdom from our mascot, Charlie Chihuahua. And that last song by Tomas Andrzewski, Tierra del Amor, bouncin' up the Latin charts, was surely a beautiful song.
"And now we have a special guest on KELP Morning. Let me welcome La Princesita!"
"Hola! Muchas gracias! El Paso, vos quiero muchá!" says the Princess.
"De nada, princesita. Now I've noticed you always say that, everywhere you go. What is it? Vos . . ." asks Chico.
"Vos quiero muchá!" says the Princess.
"Now, in Tex-Mex, that doesn't mean a hell of a lot. What exactly are you tryin' to say, say in English?" asks Chico.
"Oh! It means 'I love you all!'" says the Princess.
"Oh. Around these parts, we'd probably say something like 'Los quiero a todos'," says Chico.
"Yeah, I can understand that but it sounds really formal, like I'm not that close to them. I want to be a close bessie of me fans in Texas!" says the Princess.
"OK, and I think you are. You're really popular around here, with Latinos and Anglos alike," says Chico.
"I'm so happy! Love to be loved! That's why I said I love them too!" says the Princess.
"I hear you've got a new song, just to introduce to El Paso," says Chico.
"Right 'tis! Every Monday I do a new song for the week. Last week, it was 'Princesistos, Princesistas'," says the Princess. "I sang that in . . . let me see if I can remember all the names . . . Tucson, Phoenix, Las Vegas, Salt Lake and Trinidad," says the Princess.
"And I have to say somethin': I heard some terrible news that ladrones were copyin' these radio broadcasts off the radio and sellin' them like podcasts at like 50 Units a pop. I want to kill them, truth be told, grubby li'l snide creatures they are! Dunno' give yar brass to los ladrones! No le des vos pisto a los ladrones!" says the Princess.
"Dad says there's somethin' about I'm not allowed to release videos on the ICT except Latin ones through Pina Colada. I want to do these ones about Guatemala in English, so everyone can understand them, not just Latino people, because Guatemalans need all the help they can get now," says the Princess.
"But, at Christmas, at the same time we release our Spanish-language videopack, "Princesita", Pina Colada will release these songs about Guatemala in English and Spanish, in another videopack, called "Princess At War." So you can buy them off the ICT at their normal prices. Just don't try to jump the queue or it'll cost you a fortune!'" the Princess says.
"OK, thank you for warnin' our listeners, princesita. Now, what is your new song?" Chico asks.
"It's called 'Hey, Sunflower!' It's about the flowers and we are livin' in the same world but they're the lucky ones! Like the junta in Guatemala doesn't affect them at all. They stay beautiful while the people get hurt," says the Princess.
"Well, that surely sounds interesting! OK, your band is here now so you can go over and do the song for us," says Chico.
"Cheers, Chico!" the Princess says.
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Short StorySHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED ON WATTPAD.COM OTHERWISE MAYBE YOU ARE BITING VIRUS BAIT! After her success at the Lincoln Park Fiesta, the New Little Princess is officially working days at Pina Colada Music on her first EP of her ICT hits, "Princesita". But...
