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Carl (mental!)

Carl pov.

I walk towards the alley way where I'm going to find my next victim.

I'm looking for a mouse.mabey even a squirrel!

I run in the alley holding an old banana peel debbie gave me to use as 'bait'.

"Come on.i want you to meet my other victims.you can be friends before you meet your doom"someone says in a funny voice followed by an evil laugh.

I run round the corner of a dumpster to see a person holding a mouse in one hand and a bent fork in the other.

"Hello.im y/n nice to meet you" they say putting the mouse in there pocket then doing the button.

"I'm Carl.you gonna kill it " I ask smirking.

"Mabey " they say quietly looking at the floor.

"Can i join?"I say making them look up.

"Sure " they smile and grab my hand running your this old almost abandoned house.

We run in seeing a passed out guy on the couch.

"That's just my dad.he drinks alot so I find ways to have fun " they say running up the stairs missing a few alcohol bottles on the way

I run into a room ready for surgery.

As i walk through the door is see 'melted man'

"Did you make melted man as well?"I ask they nod shyly.

"Cool"

"WANNA pick someone to die first."they ask.it as I pick up a half dead seagull.

We lay they on the small coffee table and start pretending to 'preforme surgery' on it.

"Knife " they say.i pass they the knife and they cut off some wing feathers.

"Duck tape" I pass the tuck tape.

They ductape the wing to the table then get out glue

We smear glue on the wing then slap on the feathers making it rain.

"Good.tjey have pain for there sins " we say in unison then start laughing.

"I better go home.wanna join?"I ask hopefully.

"Okay my dad won't wake up for a while" they say walking outside.

We get to my house and I introduce them on everywhileveryone likes y/n.

"So y/n how did you and Carl meet?"ian asks eating his food.

"I was finding a mouse to kill."they say like it's nothing making me smile.

"Oh!what did you guys get up to " lip asks trying not to barf.

"We preformed surgery on a seagul"we say in unison then start laughing.

They deside to spend the night in my bed.

That's how we became best friends, partners in crime.then lovers

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