shameless imagines (requests open)*gender Neutral*

male sibling (k-fucker!)

Y/n pov.

Im with my siblings and Mandy infront of Lip's computer tracking down pedo's in our neighbourhood because an old man was jacking off to Debbie on the L.

"Alot of red dots" Lip mumbles as we stare intensely at the screen.

"All those red dots are sex offenders in our neighbourhood?" Debbie asks freaked out as i let her sit on my lap.

Lip clicks on one of the dots closest to us. All this information pops up.

"Wait! Check this out. Child rapest 3 blocks over, did 5 years and out on probation" he reads.

"How dose a child rapest only get 5 years?" Mandy asks as i hug Debbie.

"He dosent! He gets 5 years plus the beating of his life!" I say helping debbie off my lap while the others stand up.

"Thought we were gonna fix the pool?" Carl asks.

"No, no, no. Carl you should come. Bring the bat" Lip orders. "Awsome!" Carl replies getting our bat.

"You want help? My dad always loves a perv possey" Mandy adds as i roll up my sleaves.

"So were just forgetting about the guy on the bus!" Debbie says hugging my waist. I kiss her head as mandy grabs her hand.

"No! Im gonna teach you self defence. Milkovich style" she says getting out a stick thing.

"Thanks Mandy" i say joining Lip and the others.
Me, ian and Carl walk outside while lip talks to Steve.

We walk into the Allibi and find Terry Milkovich playing pool with his mates.

We walk right up to him.

"The fuck you want?" He asks taking a shot.

"Convicted child rapist just moved in down the street" i say making a fist.

Terry looks at his friend and nods saying "lets get the boys"

Me and Lip smirk to eachother and follow him out.

We walk down the street as a huge group ready to beat the shit outta this guy.

We pass some guys fixing a car who ask "the fuck is this little parade?"

"Kid fucker, next block" Terry says making them join us. This guy is gonna wish he was still in prison.

Terry knocks on the door while me and Lip stand behind Ian. I crack my knuckles and wait for the door to open.

A hot lady opens the door looks slightly scared.

"May i help you?" She asks looking at the huge crowd of men holding baseball bats at her front door.

"Were looking for Blake Collins" Terry says trying to look into the house incase hes hiding.

"I-i'm Blake Collins" she says after a long pause.

"Oh shit! Your the 8th grade teacher that screwed her student right? You were on TV" ian says standing up straight.

"I didnt screw William i loved him." she said slightly offended. Me and lip share a confused glance

"And i did my time! I paid for my mistake- if love can be called a mistake."she adds.

"Im sure there are other criminals in the neighbourhood that you can beat up if you have the inclanation, now pleae, may i close the door?" She asks nervous.

"Yeah, yeah" Terry says backing away.

"Fuck!" I mumble pissed.

"Shit! Lets go fight a camel jokie" Terry says as him and the others leave.

Me, ian, Carl and lip walk out the pedo's drive and start heading down the street.

"Hey Carl, get home alright" Lip instructs as Carl walks home.

"SHIT!" i say.

"We ahoukd still do something!" Lip argues.

"Thinking gang-bang?" Mickey says genuinley.

"No but she still fucks little kids!"

"It was one kid, he wasnt that little" ian asks,annoying me more.

"Look, he was 14 she was his teacher! We really want a pedophile living in our neighbourhood?" Lip asks.

"Shit, if i was 14 and had a teacher who looked like that- man im getting wood just thinking about it" Mickey says making me playfully punch his arm. Me and Mickey are really go friends.

"You probarly get wook thinking of a donkey jacking off!" I tease making him put me in a head lock and begin play fighting. He wins-again. Its just cuz he's tallerler

"Yo!Angie!" He yells over to Angie Zaggo.

"Yeah!" She calls back.

"YOU WANNA FUCK?"

"sure" she says getting up.

Mickey punches my shoulder gently and walk up to angie.

As he goes over me, Ian and lip keep walking.

" i thought you two were-" lip starts but gets cut off my Ian.

" dont!"

------------------------AT HOME!-------------------
Y/n pov.

Im sitting with Lip in pur room. Im trying to think of a plan to catch the Pedo in our street.

" i could like, take off my shirt or something and get her to kiss me and take a photo" i say making him smirk.

"That could work. She didnt see you earlier so you could say your raising money for something" he says thinking.

"Her garden! The hedges were all over grown and stuff! I could cut it for like 5 bucks an hour" i say jumping up.

"We can do it tomorrow!" He says as we high five.

(861words)

PART 2 COMMING!