Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga: Unofficial Novelization

Fawful!!!

Cackletta was close to the Koopa Cruiser.

"Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?" Cackletta said still laughing.

"You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?" Asked Bowser.

"Eeyah ha ha ha! Oh, I dare!" Said Cackletta again still laughing.

Now Mario knew who stole Peach's voice and even though he wanted to fight Cackletta right on the spot, Mario knew Cackletta would probably give away her plan.

Cackletta's pupil then showed up on a rocket helmet. Mario thought this guy looked insane like a total nutcase. He was also mad that Cackletta said that.

"And now I'm going straight back to the Beanbean Kingdom so my next plan can take root! I have no time to chat with the likes of you!" Cackletta said.

She then turned to her pupil.

"Fawful! Take care of this!"

Mario thought Cackletta's pupil had a strange name.

Cackletta left the scene and Bowser got really mad.

"GWAAAARRR! HOLD IT!" Yelled Bowser.

Luigi and Mario expected Fawful to speak normal, but they weren't prepared for Fawful.

"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!" Fawful said in a high pitched voice.

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!"

Everyone thought Fawful can't really speak so he was probably really dumb. He was probably dumber than a goomba everyone thought.

"If you are giving us the chase just to get you silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!" Fawful said while continuing to Cackle.

Luigi thought Fawful was stupid while Mario didn't know what Fawful even said. Mario thought Cackletta must have another minion and that Fawful was probably in the lower class.

"Huh?" Bowser asked confused.

Fawful's helmet then shot a green ball of energy straight at Bowser. This flung Bowser backwards on his belly again. The Mario bros went over to Bowser to see if he was ok. They hopped up and down, but he was unfortunately knocked out from the blast. Mario and Luigi then looked in front of them, but Fawful had disappeared. They wondered where the lunatic had gone. Then Fawful appeared behind them (still with his helmet).

"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha! I have chortles!" Said Fawful

The Mario bros were startled and moved back from Fawful a little bit.

" Next it is the turn of you!"

Fawful then proceeded to battle the Mario bros. Mario and Luigi jumped on Fawful's helmet.

"Fink-rat!!!" Fawful said to Mario.

Fawful then shot a green ball of energy at Mario. He dodged it then Fawful did the same to Luigi.

Bowser woke up and began talking which angered Fawful.

"Stop mumbling... Stop it!" Fawful said.

He then shot another beam of energy at Mario, but he dodged it.

"Have you readiness for this?" Fawful said.

Mario then dodged that attack and Luigi did as well (since he shot at both of them).