Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga: Unofficial Novelization

Mario vs the Queen!

Lady Lima's assistant (who is dressed the same as the one upstairs) steps forward

"Hmm... Perhaps the Lady Lima you encountered was Cackletta?" He said.

Meanwhile, upstairs the other Lady Lima is cackling and walking towards a strange green star that appears to be sleeping. But it is surrounded by a red forcefield of some sorts underneath a patch of bluegrass. The forcefield then disintegrates and disappears while the Lady Lima cackles.

"Eeyah ha ha ha!" she cackled. "Foolish Mario Bros! You have completely and pathetically fallen into my trap! Repairing the plumbing is the key to disabling the Beanstar security system! Eeyah ha ha ha!"

Fawful then bursts from a door on the left.

"Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must take that Beanstar and fastly run away from this place!"

Lady Lima then turns into Cackletta and cackles.

"Eeyah ha ha ha! At last... At long, long last... I have in my possession both the Beanstar and Peach's voice!" Cackletta said.

Meanwhile, in the sewers Lady Lima is telling the Bros about the Beanstar while Luigi looks around.

"That thing that can grant all desires... the Beanstar... We have always remained at this Castle, acting as guardians... Protecting the Beanstar and keeping it out of evil hands..."

Lady Lima's assistant turns towards her

"There's no doubt about it! Cackletta must be after the Beanstar! Oh no!"

Lady Lima jumped.

"Ohhhhhhh! Heroic Mario Bros.! Quickly, now! You must go to the Beanstar! Go! You must not let the Beanstar fall into the hands of evil! Quickly! Quickly, do not Dawdle!!!" Lady Lima instructed.

Mario and Luigi immediately knew that they had to go rescue that star. They quickly went into the cell Lady Lima (and her assistant) were in and grabbed some items in case they needed them. Mario and Luigi then quickly climbed up mossy old stairs to reach the Beanstar room. But when they walked inside there was no Beanstar anywhere in sight. Just a patch of grass the Beanstar was on.

"Where is it?" Luigi asked.

"I don't know bro, but one thing is for certain it's not here!" Mario answered.

Suddenly the assistant came rushing in and looked terrified that the Beanstar was missing.

"We're too late!!!! The Beanstar is gone!!!!" The assistant cried.

"Eeyah ha ha ha!"

The Mario bros then looked up to see that Cackletta was in her flying chair again. She had on a menacing evil grin and Fawful was on her left. Mario and Luigi were very angry.

"The Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice are already mine!" Cackletta said.

Fawful then got a few feet closer to the Mario Bros. He was wearing his headgear.

"Once we awaken the Beanstar with Princess Peach's voice, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake!" Fawful said.

Mario or Luigi didn't even understand what Fawful just said? Fawful then moved back alongside Cackletta.

"Say, Mario Boys, you haven't bothered to pay a visit to your host, Queen Bean. I thought you had better manners! Wouldn't you agree Queen Bean?" Cackletta said.

Queen Bean then landed right down on the far left side of them and caused the Mario Bros to fall over. It didn't affect Cackletta or Fawful because they were not on the ground. The Queen herself was a massive beast. She had muscular arms, purple hair, red eyes, a small crown and large teeth with black lips. She also had tathered orange skirt, small feet, rings around her wrists and her entire body was green.

"Grrroo-hoo-hoo!" Queen Bean growled.

Cackletta smiled evilly.

"Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy!" Cackletta said.

Cackletta then cackled and flew up to the ceiling along with Fawful.

Mario and Luigi rushed over to Cackletta and Fawful. But they were too slow to catch them. Mario tried jumping in the air, but it didn't work. Luigi looked over to Queen Bean. She looked back at him and then started to beat her chest like a gorilla!

"Huhn-gahhhhhhh!" Queen Bean growled.

The Queen then walked over to Luigi and punched him. Luigi was flung all the way to a door and knocked out!

"Luigi!" Mario cried.

Mario went over to his brother and tried to wake him up, but his little bro was knocked unconscious!

"You'll pay for that!" Mario said.

Mario and Queen Bean stared at each other. They just waited for one of them to make a move. Queen Bean then rushed over to Mario and tried to punch him too, but Mario jumped over her long muscular arm and onto her crown.

"Yowch!" Mario cried.

Mario then fell onto the ground and grasped his foot. He felt pain and he knew not to jump on her crown again unless he wanted to hurt himself. He then took his hammer and tried to knock the crown off her head, but it didn't work. Queen Bean then caused a beam of energy to fly at Mario with her arms. Mario jumped over it then had the great idea of taking out the arms first!

Mario then started to focus all of his attack power on the arms in hopes of taking off the crown. To his surprise once he took out an arm. It turned weak and not muscular. Mario knew he had to keep up his strategy if he wanted to win! Suddenly the Queen started spitting out soybeans. Mario was able to dodge most of them, but some of them he couldn't avoid and when he stepped on them, they were flung back at the Queen and turned into Beanies! Mario just couldn't believe he was fighting Beanies again. Eventually after the last arm was dealt with, Mario saw that the crown was knocked off and he could attack her in the head. He grabbed his hammer and hit her right in the head then he took care of the Beanies. The Queen fell to the ground and was unconscious.

Luigi then got up and walked over to Mario.

"You alright bro?" Mario asked Luigi.

"My head hurts, but that is all." Luigi responded.

"Good to know." Mario said.

Luigi then began to cry and Mario hugged him. Then when Lady Lima ran in, they stopped hugging each other and looked at the Queen. She was currently still unconscious on the ground and Lady Lima was over by her.

"Oh, no! Cackletta forced Queen Bean to eat a Belly Blech worm! That's what turned her into THIS! Our fair kingdom is doomed! Doomed! How will we ever return Queen Bean to normal?" Lady Lima said.

Mario knew what to do! He had to stop Cackletta, but he knew she wasn't as stupid as Bowser!

"We can do something about it!" Mario said.

Both bros then jumped up and Lady Lima had a surprised look on her face.

"Wh-what's that you say? The Mario Bros. will do something about it?" Lady Lima asked.

Mario then jumped up while Luigi grasped his head in fear.

"Me and my bro Luigi will conquer anything in our way!" Mario said.

"What can you possibly mean? You speak of the impossible!" Lady Lima said.

Mario and Luigi then both fell on their stomachs and then got back up again.

"Why, there is no known way to spit out an ingested Belly Blech!" Lady Lima said with a sad look on her face.

Lady Lima then turned around.

"Well, except ... There is that one way... Tat last resort... It sure isn't pretty, though... She may be able to spit it up if she drank the legendary Chuckola Reserve from Chucklehuck Woods.

Mario then went over to the left side of Lady Lima and Luigi went over to the right. Both bros jumped up in the air.

Lady Lima looked at Mario.

"You'll go to Chucklehuck Woods?" Lady Lima asked them both.