Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga: Unofficial Novelization

Danger

It is a great day at Peach's Castle. There are fireworks being shot in the sky as if something good is going on. The castle is yellow, white and resembles the one from Super Mario 64 a little bit. The sky is blue and peaceful. Inside the castle (which is yellow with a pink carpet) are three toads all in special uniforms. They carry trumpets and are on either side of the carpet. The celebration is going on because of the Goodwill Ambassador from the Beanbean Kingdom has arrived to meet Princess Peach, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She has on her best pink dress and white gloves that show royalty. The princess also has blonde hair and a crown on top of her head.

The Ambassador brings along somebody with a nice smile that shows her teeth.. The ambassador has a yellow robe on with a pink ring sewed in near the top and she is green. Her assistant has his face obscured. He is like a dwarf and is carrying a chest of some kind. The assistant wears a yellow outfit like a jacket and is also green. Like the ambassador, the assistant has a hat on which is mostly yellow except for an almost blue ring at the bottom.

They approach Peach with excitement on there faces like they can’t wait to present peach with the nice gift.

“I wish to improve my kingdom’s ties with the mushroom kingdom.” She said bowing down while talking and waiting to present Peach with the gift. “I bring a gift from Queen Bean.” The ambassador said.

The assistant comes up to princess Peach with the chest still obscuring his face. The princess comes closer so she can see.

From out of the small chest springs something that resembles a Beanbean Kingdom witch named Cackletta. It sprays green gas. The gas starts to change from red to purple and finally to blue. The toads are horrified but are too much of cowards to save Peach. The ambassador begins cackling an evil laugh.

“Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!”

She then turns to smoke then into Cackletta with her arms raised up. Cackletta is a green beanish- like witch with a pink dress and purple ears on top (that resemble bunnies). 

Lightning summons onto the carpet and strikes near the toads. The toads then decide it is best to leave, so they run out of there and allow Cackletta to continue whatever she is doing. When the lightning strikes the carpet, the left side near the wall turns into a strange rainbow like-color. Cackletta turns to face the princess (with her arms down) and is still giggling. The assistant that had his face obscured now resembles a beanish from an insane asylum. He wears a red jacket with gold buttons, swirly eyed glasses, a single hair on top of his head and a nightmarish grin that screams evil. Cackletta’s pupil also has no shoes on.

A helmet of some kind falls on top of the pupil’s head. The helmet has propellers on either side of it and a vacuum on top. It rises up to suck up the gas on Peach’s face while Peach is wiping her eyes. It then flashes a yellow color and Peach falls on the ground unconscious. The two then cackle uncontrollably. Cackletta’s tongue flops in and out while the pupil’s teeth grow large as he laughs.

Immediately afterward, the pupil doesn’t know what to do.

“What now o’ great Cackletta?” The pupil asked.

“Now, we make haste and make way for the Beanbean Kingdom!” Cackletta said with an evil grin.

Cackletta then leaves on a purple flying rocking chair she made herself as the sky behind her turns purple. The pupil leaves with his flying on his head propelling him upward. The two leave in a cloud shaped like Cackletta.

Luigi was outside doing laundry while his brother was in the shower. He did not expect anything on a quiet day like this with the sky so blue and the only sounds being nature. On the clothesline was Mario’s clothes. A toad runs up to Luigi.