This oneshot takes place in the siren settlement the morning after the party in the North Union.
"Ugh..." Empress moans as she tries to cover her eyes, wanting nothing more than darkness to soothe her. "Why did I challenge the komandir? I... I didn't think he would have such good AIM, even after I brought him down to one cup... My head hurts so much..." Eventually Empress musters the strength to get out of her bed and trudge out of her room. As soon as she makes her way to the common room of the siren base, it's clear that the other sirens aren't faring any better than their leader. Alpha is on one of the floating couches covering her eyes with her tentacles, the artificial lighting being too bright for her, and Beta lies with her face buried in another floating couch.
"Why won't this stop?" Beta whines, her voice somewhat muffled. "I've never experienced pain like this before... What do I do?"
"Beta... You're being too loud... Could you keep it down?" Alpha asks. "Oh, I think Empress is here."
"Where's Purifier?" Empress asks, looking around the common room, but the eccentric siren is nowhere to be found. The leader eventually gets her answer as she hears retching and splattering noises coming from the bathroom, and Empress' stomach churns upon hearing the nasty sounds. "Oh... Never mind..."
"I can't believe I drank so much! Why did I do this to my se-BLARGH!!!" Purifer calls out before puking again. "Okay... I think it's gone now... I think it's- hrk!"
"...Are you okay there?" Empress asks.
"Do I look like I'm okay?!" Purifier shouts. "I'm here barfing my insides out!"
"Not so loud..." Empress hisses through clenched teeth, covering her ears before Purifier does more or less the same.
"Is there anything that can cure this massive headache I have?" Beta asks. "Normal remedies won't work."
"You must be joking..." Empress mumbles as she looks through a small cabinet and finds an opened bottle of siren painkillers, presumably what Beta tried to take. The head siren slips some down her throat, but alas her headache doesn't go away either. "Looks like I'll have to wait out this one... Argh..." She grumbles as she crashes on the floating couch. Finally after what seems like hours Purifier emerges, still looking green in the face from vomiting, and she flops onto a floating couch.
"Ugh... My legs feel like jelly..." Purifier whimpers. None of the elite sirens are in any condition to move a great distance, let alone battle, and many of the lesser sirens have found themselves bedridden from the powerful north booze. The lesser sirens that didn't drink as much are somewhat more energetic as they move around, managing the settlement and manning some of the ships to act as patrol units while the others recovered. "Oh... I think I see some of our pawns heading out... I think they're doing patrols for us..."
"At the very least we can appreciate that... Is this how humans feel when they drink too much?" Beta says, lifting her head.
"I can only imagine those winter soldiers have it just as bad as we do..." Empress mumbles.
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Comrades of The North: Party All Night
FanfictionThe North Union, or the North Parliament as they were sometimes called, had issues dealing with Sirens as they seemed to like targeting their homeland. A few months have passed and after a bizarre agreement the Russian shipgirls and their komandir n...
