Part 69 hahahahaimnotfunnyahahahahahah
I wrote this like six months ago, forgot about it, and just barely dug it up! It's not finished and I really want to finish it bc I think it's funny, but I need some ideas, so maybe if I post what I have so far, you guys can help me! Enjoy :)
These (and Spideychelle and Stucky and Irondad) are my drug so I'm making my own :)
Spider-Man
@SpooderManOfficial
Okay so I might be gay for Jeremy Jordan but it's not MY fault his voice is so angelic and he's weirdly good looking! And I'm not doing my hw right now but I don't really care that much soooo
-@M&MJ
@JeremyMJordan
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-@SpooderManOfficial
HOW DARE YOU
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-@M&MJ
It had to be done
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-@JeremyMJordan
I just got hit on my Spider-Man. This is it, I've peaked. I'd say you're attractive too, but I don't know what you look like! Or what you sing like. Maybe start a music career lol
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-@SpooderManOfficial
This is everything I've ever dreamed of and more
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You Know Who I Am
@IronStark
I guess I should add Broadway Tickets to the shopping list sometime, Spider-Man is blasting musicals throughout the penthouse. I think I'm going insane. #ParentingProblems
-@ImAGiraffeNotAHoe
Did Tony Stark basically just say that Spider-Man is his son? Because I'm 100% here for that tea
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-@SpooderManOfficial
@IronStark Mr. Staaaaaarrrrk why'd you tell everyone that??
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-@IronStark
@SpooderManOfficial I can only listen to 'Santa Fe' and 'Raise a Little Hell' so many times before I go completely mad
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-@SpooderManOfficial
That is my husband @JeremyMJordan singing in those, you better show some respect
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-@JeremyMJordan
I've been upgraded to husband status already? I'm honored. But my wife won't be happy
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-@AJbway
@JeremyMJordan On the contrary, babe. I'd marry Spider-Man if I were you
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-@JeremyMJordan
@AJbway Awww thanks honey ❤️
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Spider-Man
@SpooderManOfficial
Life is great. Crime rate is low, I finished my English paper, and I'm internet-husbands with Jeremy Jordan. What's up with you guys?
-@SpicyGorl
I got a dog!!
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-@SpooderManOfficial
@SpicyGorl Your dog has my stamp of approval already, I just know they're a good doggo
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-@SpicyGorl
HE RESPONDED I'M HYPERVENTILATING
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Spider-Man
@SpooderManOfficial
I have teachers who have no idea that I'm Spider-Man. So there are teachers in NY that are grading Spider-Man's papers and telling him to stop talking during class and don't even know it
-@HistoryIsMyJam
As a NY high school teacher, this tweet haunts me at night. I'm not sure what to say. Spider-Man could be on my class for all I know...
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Spider-Man
@SpooderManOfficial
Okayyyy ignore my next tweet, everyone. It's just a mini vent :)
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Spider-Man
@SpooderManOfficial
Okay I like this girl and she's just super perfect, like everything about her is amazing and I love her sm and I wanna tell her but I'm scared
-@In_Love_With_Black_Widow
This is so cute!!! I bet she gives you butterflies, huh?
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@SpooderManOfficial
She makes my heart go uwu
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-@GaySquared
Totally not crying rn
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-@YatziYootzi
Imagine Spider-Man having a crush on you 😩
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That's it. If you have any ideas for funny discussions or something similar that I could add to this chapter, comment them! Thanks for reading, love ya!
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March 8th, 2020 (My mom's birthday and international women's day!)
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