Are You Addicted? (English Translation Vol 1)

Chapter 3: We're Becoming Brothers!

Yang Meng's uncle helped Bai Luo Yin find four people by the names of Ma Tu (baldie), La La Man (cruel creep), San Zha Zi (three waste product) and Si Ling Dang (four bells). Just by their nicknames, one can already tell this is not a group of very bright people. But then again, what kind of smart people will work in an occupation like this!

Ma Tu stared blankly at the luxurious five-star hotel in front of him. Unable to control himself, he spat into his palms and rubbed his palms together until his spit turned into a thick paste, his face full of excitement.

"Today, I am going to cry like there is no tomorrow."

San Zha Zi didn't understand, "Crying like that costs 300 yuan and that guy only gave each of us 200 yuan. If you were to cry like there is no tomorrow, aren't we losing out?"

"Then let's just take it as if I gifted them 100 yuan."

"......"

La La Man squatted at the base of the wall and asked Ma Tu, "Why?"

"Who let him throw a feast at such an expensive place!"

Si Ling Dang stood on the side, saying nothing. He stared at the countless luxurious cars passing in front of him, his heart getting more and more worried.

"Ling Dang, what are you doing?"

"I noticed that the cars stopped here are all military vehicles. This person isn't just anybody!"

"Obviously! You think the person throwing the feast has the same status as us?"

"No...... I just wanted to say that we shouldn't blindly rush in. If we actually crash this place, we might squat in a jail cell for three to five years...... "

"These nagging words of yours, aren't you embarrassed of yourself? Besides, once we complete the job, we get another 1000 yuan. Don't you want it?"

Shi Ling Dang became listless as he saw the rows of security guards and chose to remain silent.

"I saw some people go in, so let's go in as well. Have your invitations ready and do things right. When you enter the door, don't act nervous and draw suspicion."

"Wait!" Si Ling Dang fiercely stopped them.

San Zha Zi grew impatient, "Can you be a little bit smarter? If you don't want to do this, give the money here."

"I...... I think I saw some reporters."

The other three followed Si Ling Dang's line of sight.

"If the reporters also went in and did a live broadcast of the wedding, then we'll definitely make the headlines on Beijing's Evening News. Whoever still wants to do this can go ahead, but I don't want to earn this kind of money."

And just like that, Shi Ling Dang turned and left.

"Come back!" Ma Tu yelled.

San Zha Zi saw that Ma Tu was about to become enraged, and quickly grabbed the two of them. He urged them, "Stop arguing, aren't they just some reporters? Couldn't we just go over there and capture them and the problem is solved? After all, there are four of us and only two of them."

"That's right!" La La Man's courage grew bigger. "And we could also steal their equipment. Those things are worth a pretty penny!"

"Let's do it like that." Ma Tu said," Crying will only get us 1000 yuan, so we're not doing it anymore. We're going to steal the thing that the reporters are carrying on their shoulders and sell it. It will definitely cost more than 5000 yuan. Then we could return the money to the boss's nephew and just say that we didn't want to do it because it was too dangerous."

"Da Ge (leader) is still the smart one, ha ha ha......"

Therefore, the four of them sneakily approached the two reporters.

These two "reporters" were actually temporarily hired by Gu Hai, who even had to teach them how to use the equipment and film on the spot. But then again, even someone with a little bit of intelligence will know better than to come here and face such dangers, so he can only settle for them. They were hovering near the entrance of the hotel, holding the invitations, yet still scared to go in.

Ma Tu is looking for the perfect timing to strike and waved his hand towards the three men behind him, "Come closer. We're first going to act friendly and lure them to an isolated location, then we attack."

The three of them nodded their heads before following Ma Tu.

The reporter that was carrying the camera finally got up the courage and walked towards the hotel entrance when he saw four thievish-looking people coming his way.

"Hey, buddy! Let's go over there to talk."

"Ah——!!"

The two reporters screamed and both simultaneously fled towards the small road behind the hotel, four people in relentless pursuit behind them. Seeing the four men chasing them, the reporter thought they were being pursued by undercover cops, so they quickly abandoned their equipment before flagging down a taxi and slipping away.

"What happened?" Shi Ling Dang raised his eyebrow in confusion.

San Zha Zi was panting for air, "How would I know?"

La La Man scratched his head, "Are these stolen goods?"

"Who cares!" Ma Tu said and picked up the equipment. "Let's go and find a place to sell this. With this, we wouldn't have to work for a month."

"Lucky bastard, I can't believe our plan actually worked."

"Ha ha ha...... "