Are You Addicted? (English Translation Vol 1)

Chapter 15: This Is What's Called Cool!

"Teacher, I want to switch my seat."

Luo Xiao Yu's large, crystal-like eyes delicately blinked twice and turned her body to face Gu Hai, her smile warm and gentle.

"You want to move closer to the front?"

"No."

"Then you want to move to the very back?"

"Not that either."

Luo Xiao Yu's curious expression was like that of an angel who just came down from the heavens to the mortal world. Gu Hai's heart fluttered for an instant before it quickly returned to normal.

"I want to move toward the south side of the class."

"It's like this," Luo Xiao Yu patiently explained, "The seats shift every two weeks, which means that in two more days, your row will move from the northernmost side to the southernmost side of the class."

"That's not what I meant." Expression firm, Gu Hai said, "I want to switch to the desk behind Bai Luo Yin."

"Switch to the desk behind Bai Luo Yin?" Luo Xiao Yu was confused.

Gu Hai smiled, "Yes, we have a close relationship, and if I sit next to him, I would feel more motivated to learn."

Luo Xiao Yu appears to be in a difficult situation. Based on common sense, switching a student's seat is a very difficult task. You need to consider a student's height, their grades, and the distribution of boys and girls......

"Go back to class first, I need to find out the other seat's situation."

"Right now." Gu Hai was very insistent, "I want to change right now."

Luo Xiao Yu's expression changes slightly, her elegant red lips tremble slightly. It is obvious that she is not satisfied with Gu Hai's attitude since, in this school, there has never been a student who dares to talk to her like this. But, this belly full of anger, why can't she express it?

"Fine, in the afternoon, just move over there."

Not long after Gu Hai left, a bow-legged boy with a face full of acne walked into Luo Xiao Yu's office. As soon as he is in front of Luo Xiao Yu, he puts on a pitiful expression.

"Teacher, can you change my seat? Zhan Da Wei's foot kept on kicking my seat, I already fell three times."

"If he kicks your seat, can't you just tell him to stop?" Luo Xiao Yu's voice starts to get louder, her expression changing faster than Usain Bolt could run. "Switch seats, switch seats! Do you think changing seats is an easy task? Can you just let me have peace of mind?"

He doesn't know why, but after seeing the beautiful teacher get angry and still remain so attractive, the pitiful boy couldn't help but say a few more words.

"Teacher, I'm begging you, just move me one seat forward."

Luo Xiao Yu's temper is well-known everywhere. She's smart, pretty, and talented, and she married a rich man. Of course, with all this, her temper is bound to grow as well.

"If you say one more thing, then you can immediately leave my class."

Two minutes later, the pitiful boy dejectedly walks out of the office.

In the afternoon, Bai Luo Yin just entered the class when he saw the person he despises the most sitting in the seat behind him. He secretly curses Gu Hai out in his heart and then returns to his seat with a cold expression.

When the bell was about to ring, Bai Luo Yin still didn't see Gu Hai move back to his seat.

Finally, he couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Why haven't you scurry back to your seat yet?"

"I switched seats, this is my seat!" Gu Hai had a satisfied smile on his face.

Bai Luo Yin's face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot, not covering up even a shred of his disgust. He is just this kind of person, a person who clearly differentiates between his likes and dislikes. As long as he doesn't like a person, even if someone held him at gunpoint, he would never say a good word about them.

When the bell rang, Bai Luo Yin turned back around and silently comforted himself. Don't mind him, just imagine it's a pile of shit behind you.

"Students, take out the examination paper that was passed out yesterday, we're going to discuss the questions today."

"Haha...... " Gu Hai used his finger to poke Bai Luo Yin once. "I say, your white vest has a hole, but why did you use black thread to sew it back up?"

Bai Luo Yin nonchalantly said, "This is called a cow!"

"Cool?"

(T/N: The original word is 牛, which means "cow," but is also slang for "cool.'')

"Isn't there a type of cow that's black and white all over?"

"......"

Gu Hai smiled, this kid has quite a smart mouth. But, how can having one black spot be considered a cow? There must be many black splotches to be considered a cow. So, Gu Hai took out a small scissor, and when Bai Luo Yin was sleeping, cut many holes in Bai Luo Yin's vest.

On the way home, Bai Luo Yin shivers, wondering why the school uniform isn't keeping him warm today.

"Da Hai, are you exercising?"

Gu Hai plugged in his headphones, freeing up both hands. One hand is holding a needle, while the other holds some black thread. He is trying to insert the thread through the eye of the needle.

"I'm trying to thread a needle."

"Thread a needle?" Jin Lu Lu laughs. "Now that you ran away from home, there's not even someone to mend your clothes. Must be tough for a young master like you."

When he finally threaded the needle, Gu Hai's face showed pride and a hint of evil intent.

"I'm not sewing for myself."

On the other side of the phone, there was a loud, thunderous sound.

"Then who are you sewing for?"

Gu Hai unplugged his headphones and casually said, "What are you shouting for? I'm not sewing for a girl. Stop asking, you wouldn't understand it even if I told you."

Jin Lu Lu thought that was pretty reasonable. Based on Gu Hai's disposition, how could he ever help a girl mend her clothes? On the streets, whenever he sees a boy tie a girl's shoes, he'll curse at them. There is no way he himself would do something as meticulous as sewing for a girl.

"Da Hai, I miss you, come visit me in Tian Jin this weekend."

Gu Hai put down the needle and thread. He neatly took off his slippers and climbed into bed.

"Sure."