Are You Addicted? (English Translation Vol 1)

Chapter 18: Just Laugh to Death!

Inside the school building, it's common to see shirtless boys walking around, especially if they were just finished with PE class. However, Gu Hai was the only one who could make everyone's heads turn when he passed; the muscles on his body were fit to be shown off on a fashion runway. What boy wouldn't be jealous when they see him?

Back in the classroom, people are still talking about Gu Hai. Occasionally, they will train their attentive gaze on him. Gu Hai realized that he should quickly put on his clothes, or else people may suspect him of purposely showing off his body.

He shook out his vest and pushed his arms through the armholes. Then he tried to put his head through the neck opening......

Enter! Enter! Enter!......

Huh? Why can't I put my head through?

Could it be that this is the wrong opening?

Gu Hai removed the vest and spread the garment open on his lap. Then, he discovered a serious problem.

Why does my vest only have two openings?

Where did the neck hole go?

Gu Hai scrambled to find it, and then he saw a series of tight, black stitches scattered around the neck opening, like the disgusting scene of ants gathering together right before it starts to rain.

The neck opening is sealed shut, how would he be able to get his head through now?

Gu Hai was struck dumb for a moment; then he quickly looked through his desk drawer.

The black thread and the needle are gone.

Seeing that Bai Luo Yin is not in his seat, Gu Hai turned his head. Near the back entrance to the classroom, there stands a person who's trying very hard to hold back a smile. Gu Hai doesn't know how long he stood there, but based on his expression, he probably witnessed the whole incident of him trying to put his head through the neck opening.

Under Gu Hai's attentive gaze, Bai Luo Yin slowly and leisurely walked next to his desk. He was silent the entire time, until......

"Hahahahaha...... "

He couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed so hard he fell onto the desk.

The sound frightened You Qi, who was in front of Bai Luo Yin. You Qi has never heard such a joyous laugh come from Bai Luo Yin. When he turned around, tears were streaming out of Bai Luo Yin's eyes, and he repeatedly slapped the table as he laughed, as if he can no longer have any control over his emotions.

"What kind of drugs are you on?!"

You Qi didn't receive any reply. Bai Luo Yin already laughed himself stupid.

You bastard, you win this time!

If it was before, with Gu Hai's terrible temper, he would have already dragged Bai Luo Yin outside and beat him up. But today, for some unknown reason, seeing Bai Luo Yin laugh so happily only gives him the feeling of not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

But who can he blame?

He was the one who bought the needle and thread, and he was the one who cut Bai Luo Yin's clothes. Now that he is retaliating, what can you say against it?

It's better to focus on quickly removing the stitches.

If he knew this would happen, he wouldn't have bought such a strong thread yesterday.

Gu Hai asked everyone to borrow some scissors, but no one had any.

The bell that signaled the start of class rang. From standing up to greet the teacher and then sitting back down again, Gu Hai's hands were fiddling with the vest the entire time. The neck opening was sealed shut, and it took forever just to create a tiny hole.

This period is chemistry class. The teacher is a 50-year-old woman with a strict teaching style and a conservative mindset. She opened her lesson plans, and her eyes scanned the room, landing on Gu Hai.

"The boy in the last row, we cannot attend class bare-chested!"

Now, everyone looked at Gu Hai. He can even read the message contained in their gaze. It's fine to show off during PE class, but now you have to show off in the classroom too? Can you be any more shameless?

"Teacher, there's a problem with my clothes. I'll fix it right away."

After speaking, Gu Hai concentrated on removing the stitches. However, the stitches were all over the place, starting and ending randomly, which made it extremely troublesome to remove them. Ten minutes passed, and Gu Hai only removed half of them.

"I say, that student over there, if you like being naked, then leave the classroom. I don't care how other people perceive you, just don't be in my classroom. It strongly affects my mood to teach."

Gu Hai tugged savagely at the thread and saw Bai Luo Yin's shoulders shake.

"How many stitches did you make?"

"However many pull-ups you did, I made just as many stitches."

"Fuck!"

Gu Hai feels like taking suicide. Why did he have to do so many? Not only did he become tired and smelly from sweating, but he also got pranked by someone else!

Bai Luo Yin rubbed his stomach, which ached from laughing so much. All the energy he saved up was completely used up from laughing. Now, he's not even sure if he has enough energy to wake home after school today.

At last, Gu Hai left the classroom. He stood outside and continued to remove the stitches. He continues until class ends when he finally frees the neck opening. Sadly, the vest became almost unrecognizable. The needle that he bought was too wide, and he was too careless when removing the stitches since he was in a rush.

He looked down. Sigh, the collar is riddled with holes!

When the bell rang to dismiss class, Gu Hai returned to the classroom. Bai Luo Yin was currently packing up his things. He saw Gu Hai return and secretly laughed in his heart.

Gu Hai fiercely turned Bai Luo Yin's head to face him, his dark and angry gaze boring into him, "You finally know how to laugh?"

"I've always known how!"

When Bai Luo Yin finished speaking, he saw the sorry state Gu Hai's vest collar was in. He couldn't resist and once again burst into laughter.

Gu Hai hatefully left Bai Luo Yin behind and went home.

"Just laugh until you die!"