The Quidditch Whores

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Summary: Harry hasn't seen Draco in ten years, and now he's some kind of Quidditch whore, which is totally crazy
Things unravlled, secrets spilled and stories were shared as they meet once again, by fate, or by one crazy Quidditch coach

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(The fic is not as dark as it sounds I swear lmao. Contain smut)

"Tell me, why are we in a hotel?" Lilian crossed her arms across her chest and asked

"First thing first, Lils. Alright guys, you guys did a great job today, and tomorrow is the big game" The coach, Stacey Fitzwillam smiled at the whole team "We are against the Wimbourne Wasps tomorrow, and I know you guys are very stressed, I have a secret source" She smiled at the team and winked

"What is it, Coach?" Anthony, one of the team's Beater asked eagerly, Harry snorted, Stacey's ideas were never not crazy

"I heard that the Wasps forbid their players to...you know" She winked again, Stacey was always a funny girl, she was a talented coach and she was tough when she needed to "Do it...but I...on the other hand, can do the opposite"

"They don't let their players have sex?" Andrew, the team's Keeper asked, and Stacey nodded

"Not even their girlfriends, boyfriends, wives or husbands, so they won't be distracted, my source said so, and the players were frustrated, trust me, so I think, why don't I..."

"Oh no, please don't tell me you hire whores for us" Margaret, the other Beater of the team groaned and Stacey nodded frantically

"Stacey" The whole team whined, even Harry, she was famous for being irrational, but this was just too much

"Is this even legal?"

"Don't worry, honestly, whoever has a partner at home and go home to shag their beloved ones, but whoever here is single, you have to at least shag one time" She laughed when the team frowned at her "Oh come on, I have a good source, they only let Quidditch players shag them, like...Quidditch whores, it's not the first time, I swear, some other teams do this all the time, oh and, only rule... no kissing"

The team whined at her again and she approached Harry

"You, Harry, you really need a good shag, even Ginny said so before she retired and got married to Luna" Harry sighed, Ginny was in the same time as him until she got an offer from Professor McGonagall and she decided to be a coach at Hogwarts since then. She said it would make Luna less worried about her safety, but Harry, he was turning 28 now, and apparently no one wanted the Golden Boy anymore, it was always a one-time thing for Harry, and he was fine, no matter how many times Hermione had nagged him to settle down.

"I have them, Stacey, I would rather find them myself" He explained

"Don't worry, I have checked them before, they are fine, I'm serious" She crossed her arms over her chest and turned to the whole team, only a few of them went home, most of the players were too focused on their career to find a partner, so like Stacey expected, most of them stayed "They will be here in about two minutes, I have told them how many of you are single and your genders so there will be a perfect number of them for you to choose, don't fight over it, alright? Just pick one and bring them to a room, that's why I rented this hotel, that's all" Harry chuckled again before excusing himself to the restroom

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