GINTAMA X RWBY CROSSOVER

Gintama - Remnant arc - ch16: everybody needs a break on something.

Few more days, Neptune and Sun were so much exhausted and just arrive in the cafeteria and sit land on the table that so happens to be next to team RWBY and Kagura.

Yang:"so... what's up ?"

Sun:"that guy... Hijikata... we know now... why he's called the demonic vice-chief"

Kagura:"what did he do to you ?

Neptune: "not only did he made us wake up way too early, but he made us do exercises way more intense than the one you guys had done... I need my beauty sleep"

Ruby:"mister Gintoki did warn us about this guy, he also did told us about each member of the Shinsengumi."

Blake:"Kondo is the kind but pervert one, Okita is a complet sadist, Hijikata is the serious type, and Yamazaki is... well..."

Weiss:"he's like Jaune, but before he got tougher. He's kinda pathetic"

Yang:"be nice"

Kagura:"nope, she's right"

Weiss:"something we agreed on"

Sun:"well, it's nice to talk a little while we just got a break-"

"OI! BLUE GUY! MONKEY BOY! BREAK TIME IS OVER!!" Shout Hijikata to tell the two junior detectives it's time to come back to training.

Sun:"you gotta be kidding me!"

Neptune:"will this torture ever end ?"

The two boys try with all of their remain mights to move from the table and walk to Hijikata. The boys end up polishing the bazookas that Hijikata order them to do.

Neptune:"come on! This is just slavery!"

Sun:"why are we doing this anyway ? Aren't we already detectives ?"

Hjijkata:"juste because you guys bought yourself some badges, doesn't mean you two are real cops."

Kondo:"now now Toshi, try to go easy with them, they are still kids."

Hijikata:"but if they want to be cops, i'm gonna shape them into real man."

Neptune:"and when are we gonna be the real deal ?"

Hijikata:"when you at least deserve it"

Toshiro and Kondo walk away for their own deal. Okita came to the two boys.

Okita:"yo guys, you're polishing the bazookas as Hijikata asked."

Neptune:"does your superior does that to his subordinates ?"

Okita:"pretty much. He scare them to death. If they ditch their chords, they must commit seppuku, that means that you must open you belly with a blade."

Sun:"that's mess up"

Okita:"let me check this bazooka for a second"

Neptune:"here you go"

Okita:"that's a good clean bazooka, now let's start a new training, guys"

Sun:"and that is..."

Okita then point the bazooka right at them, with his usual sadistic smile.

Okita:"start running"

Sun and Neptune indeed took his advise and run as fast as they can, while Okita was starting to shoot at them. Everybody can see and hear the violent explosion. Even Toshi and Kondo can hear it.

Kondo:"do you think we should do something about that ?"

Hijikata:"we should meet with Yamazaki first before. Speaking of the devil, there he is"