Peter
Uhhhh ned
...
NED.
Ned?
I think I broke a street lamp.
...
What do I do?
?
Excuse me?
How'd you get this number?
Peter
Ned?
?
This isn't 'Ned'.
...
You gonna answer my question?
Peter
Ned, quit being dumb I need your help
?
How'd you get this number?
Peter
Yeah, okay, Ned -_-
?
I don't know who the hell ned is, but I can promise you that he isn't here.
Peter
Okay, I'll play along, definitelynotned （￢з￢）
definitelynotned
Okay?
Btw, how on earth did you break a street lamp?
Peter
How else was I suppose to get home?
definitelynotned
I'm not even gonna ask.
Peter
you shouldn't need to NED (￣-￣)
definitelynotned
What's that supposed to mean?
Peter
Like you don't already know (¬､¬)
definitelynotned
Why on earth do you keep using those little symbols
Peter
how else am I supposed to eXprEsS mYsElf
definitelynotned
How about using words?
Peter
Words are useless in the face of danger (o'罒'o)
definitelynotned
Oh that one's mildly terrifying
and what do you know about danger?
Peter
Oh don't even get me started
definitelynotned
Go for it
Peter
...
You know what
You've convinced me
maybeactuallynotned
I have?
Peter
At least for now -_-
okaythistimeitsreallynotned
Okay? That's ominous
Peter
I guess I'll leave you alone and fix this myself then, sorry
okaythistimeitsreallynotned
wait, what are you doing out this late? It's 2 AM.
Peter
I'm working
?
on street lamps?
Peter
...sure
?
Why'd you break one if your job is to fix them
Peter
who said anything about fixing them
?
touché
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How'd You Get This Number? // mamaspider
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