How'd You Get This Number? // mamaspider

10 - i need you

Peter
GUYW GYTS GUYS GYSTS

Spy
What

Cool
What in the hell is going on

Printer
Working
Putting you on mute

CAW CAW
Rude

Spy
What is it peter

Peter
I just helped this lady with directions
She bought me a churro (/^▽^)/

Spy
Awww that's sweet

CAW CAW
The churros on sixth or the churros right by that one park

Spy
Central Park?

CAW CAW
Well that's narcassistic
What makes it so central, huh?
There's other parks too

Spy
Why do I feel like you've thought about this in depth

Cool
Clint has never thought in depth, spy

CAW CAW
Tell that to the social hierarchy of bread residing beneath my mattress

Spy
YOU HAVEN'T THROWN THAT OUT YET?

CAW CAW
CHURROTOPIA IS NEXT
We will overthrow all other churro stands
which is why I need to know
where peter got his churro

Peter
The churro place on the corner of ninth and canter lmao

Spy
There's one on the corner of ninth and canter?

CAW CAW
not for long
(￣Д￣)

Peter
...
anyways

Spy
Hey we drove you home
Why are you out
You should be resting

CAW CAW
Yeah and it's like midnight

Peter
I have work

Spy
You work at SI, Peter

Peter
No I have that other job

Spy
Your street light job? 😒🙄

Peter
Yes

__switch to chat: Spy__

Spy
Why aren't you home?

Peter
You know why
I can't be in that place without wanting to puke

Spy
But you said you needed to explain to your aunt why you've been gone

Peter
I tried
She grounded me

Spy
That's it?
Really??

Peter
What can I say
I'm a good kid
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

__switched to group chat: the crew__

CAW CAW
What job

Peter
Nothing
Don't worry abt it my man

CAW CAW
is it dangerous?
It sounds dangerous