What?? An early (and THICC) chapter?! Where I found the time to write this—I have no idea.
also abuse warning, trigger put in brackets!
_____*chat: May*
May
Peter I swear to god if you don't answer your phone I'm gonna lose my mindPeter
MAY?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOME?May
Peter, you've been gone all day
I got home this morning
Why aren't you answering my calls?Peter
OH MY GOD
UH
I HAD WORKMay
What?
It's Sunday, PeterPeter
Yeah!!!
Mr. Stark needed me!May
He needed you so bad that you had to not reply to my calls or tell me where you are? Seriously?
Don't pin this on your boss, PeterPeter
I'm so sorry may! I'd tell you, but you know
Super secret Tony Stark stuff! ^-^May
Yeah okay
You're grounded for, like, a week
You know that, right?Peter
okayyyy ;(
I accept these termsMay
I couldn't care less whether you accepted them or not
You skipped school last week and now you wouldn't answer any of my calls
I'm disappointed in you, PeterPeter
I'm sorry may
I really amMay
Just come home already, it's like 5
Family Feud comes on in half an hourPeter
omg it's been so long since we've watched that together :oMay
Yup
Since Ben passedPeter
I miss itMay
So do I :)Peter
Okay, on my way home :DMay
Good
larb you
hehehePeter
larb you too, May 😂____
Yeah—the Avengers were not gonna like the fact that I was going home, but they were just gonna have to deal with it. As much as I wish it were true, Nat isn't my mom and I can't live here forever *sad peter noises*.
I texted Ned after the whole Hydra thing to let him know I was still alive and I was sorry for not being able to come over today. He understood after I explained that I was unconscious when we were supposed to hang. Ned was more worried than mad, to be honest.
My ankle was better, but still hurting a little bit. Thankfully, my fever had broken and the only evidence remaining that I had ever been sick was the tiredness shown clearly in my eyes. "I gotta head out." I sigh as I push off the couch.
"What?" Nat questions, standing up with me to make sure I didn't fall. They'd stuffed me full with chicken noodle soup and chocolate milk earlier, so my ankle was practically fully healed by now. Just a little pain. "But what about—"
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