Hello guys.
My name's Jack and I'm 6 years old.
I will go to school in one year.
My birthday was last week and thats the day were I switched to this kindergarten.
It was because we moved to another house in another city.
Today is the first day in the new kindergarten.
I dont know anyone here so I'm searching for friends.
But for now I'm sitting on the swing, swinging back and forth but not fast.
This seems like a great place.A little girl with blond hair and pigtails came to my direction.
She had a pink summer dress and pink hairklips.
She looked at me with a smug face and said:
"Hey there cutie. I'm Jennifer. Wanna be my boyfriend?"
And I was like "Uh I don't know Jennifer...yeah sure why not" because it wasn't a big deal.
I mean we are like 5 or something.
Her eyes sparkled "that's what I like to hear! We will totally be the cutest couple in school . But first ya have to do somethin for me.."
Why is this always the case? Ugh.
You tell a girl you want to be her boyfriend and immediately she wants you to do something for her.
"Jennifer what if I want you to do something for me? Isn't this relationship supposed to be a two way thing?" Then I said in a dramatic way " isn't there love enough?"
She laughed "HAHAHA that's precious. But no it isn't." She said straight to my face and then she pointed at me.
"You gonna have to PROVE it to me."
I asked "How do I do that?"
She pointed at a girl who was sitting far away, sad and alone on the bench.
She was very pretty. She had a blue dress and a flower on her headband with long straight black hair.
Jennifer said with a sassy voice "see that girl over there? That's Lucy. She is by far one of the UGLiest and NAStiest girl you will ever meet."
She showed me an old gum in her hand and whispered
" I want you to take this gum and stick it in her hair."
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