// morning time //
Mr. Addams aka wigglytits stood brightly infront the whole class.
"Good morning children!" She shouted like horse.
And Intead of giving attention to Monty who was sitting next to me and played on his gameboy I thought:
Yes it's time to pick a friend and turned my head behind were potato- who was disassociating- is sitting: "potato wassup."
Potato who wasn't completely covered in dirt this time and had a little bit oversized hoodie looked at me: " Potato's friend returned! Does he wish to continue to get all the potatos of friendship?"
I winked. "Sure, sir potato , bro."
"Potato is pleased with your persistence!" He smiled a little.
And then he said: "One of the potatos is hidden within this room. You must find the potato to get the potato from the potato Lord!"
I asked him: " Any hints where it is?" He just said: " The room is not that big. You would do well in searching many areas, perhaps its in the little cubbie. But beware! The teacher doesn't like snoopers!" I said determined: "I'll be back with it!" And then I started to think about a plan how to distract the teacher.
Hmm... ok this might be crazy.. and a little evil.... But it might work out.
I went to jerome. Jerome was the dark skinned boy who shot the corpse head yesterday.
"Jerome?"
"Yeah what is it?"
"I've heard that Justin talked about you this morning and he called you a shitting little goat who doesn't know how to read becouse his mother is a fatass..." this wasn't completely a lie because I really heard him talking shit about him. And justin already was known as a bulli.
He stared at me. "He did what?"
"Yeah, I just wanted to tell you..."
Jerome made a fist. " This bit*hass" mother f**ker." I need to say Jerome was very strong built for his age. He walked straight to justin who was sitting peacefully.
"You piece of shit, how dare you!" He punched him in the face.
First justin was confused, then he had a angry look in his face too.
"How dare YOU punch me! I didnt do anything!" Then he punched Jerome.
And so a fight started and every child made a circle around those two.
Mr. Addams went angrily to them. "Children stop!" She was trying to get them separated but it took her time, and in this time i went to the cubbie and took the potato i found there.
I was so happy. I found the first potato!
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Legend of the Potato
RandomMy second written story ever guys. and this time in english! Trigger warning: this Story has a very rude crackhead humour and deals about brutal stuff. Jack is a little boy who just wants to live his life. He just flows with whatever the f*ck is hap...
