I said " I can be your friend!"
And he looked at me suspiciously: " What is your offering?"
Ummm I found in my pocket the flower which Jessica gave me yesterday.
I showed him." I have a flower." I gave it to him and he just fookin' ate the flower.
He said: " Is this given to you by Jenny, yes? There is great love in this flower. She really cares for you and the other 7 boyfriends she had this week. Perhaps you do know love."
Wait what. I turned and looked were Jennifer played. "I thought I was special Jenny." I thought loud. I looked again to Potato when he started to speak: " There are many things potato has seen, crazy, wild things, but is told to forget. Potato forgot love. I do not wish to forget anymore..." he said with regret in his face.
"TAKE THIS POTATO OF FRIENDSHIP!" He gave me a tiny potato.
I looked at the potato he gave me " What, why?"
"Collect together all potatos of friendship by recess and potato will reveal it all."
Even tho he could show feelings, he had one of the most monotone voice I heard ever. He continued: " You already have one. Come see me during morning time, and potato give you more!"
I said " Ok, I guess."
But then he said: " One last thing! Potato insist you have hold of a strange device..." I think he meant the strange I found yesterday on the way to the kindergarten.
He said " Should you succes in this potato will reveal to you what it does."
Ok. Sounds fair. " And if I fail?" I asked.
" Potato will still reveal what it does. And now no more talking. Shoo." He waved me away.
He sure was a mysterious child.
I felt blessed. Finally I had a meaning in my life, a new challenge, a purpose!
It was to collect all the potatos of friendship from the potato Lord himself.
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Legend of the Potato
De TodoMy second written story ever guys. and this time in english! Trigger warning: this Story has a very rude crackhead humour and deals about brutal stuff. Jack is a little boy who just wants to live his life. He just flows with whatever the f*ck is hap...
