//next day//
//morning time (yes again)//Hell yeah time to go on mission.
Mission give lilly a love letter from potato is a go!
iI went to the lonely sitting girl and said: "I have a letter from potato. Hes a nice dude. Smells a little bit like charcoal, i dont know what thats about but here, its aletter from him."
I slided the letter on her table.
She had a questioning face. She answered: " Oh, I... didnt know he was capable of having complex emotions..."
She took the letter and looked over it.
"Well, but its still a sweet gesture... I just wish i could read it..."
She stood up. "I guess i just ask the teacher to read it for me." and went away.
OH FUCK. I forgot we didnt learn how to read yet. Oh shit.
I looked at her giving it to giglytits.
Dont give it to jigglytits..uhhhhh.fuck.
She asked her: " Uhm mrs. Adams?"
"Yes lilly what is it?" She asked with the spirit of a horse.
"Potato just gave me this loveleter and i was wondering if-" "OOOOOOOH-" mrs. jigglytits screamed of exitement. "OooOhhhh, GATHER AROUND CHILDREN POTATO WROTE LILLY A LOVE LETTER!"
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Legend of the Potato
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