I was still standing there.
Right infront of the hole lily jumped in. In the infinity hole of doom.
Other children just moved along of what there doing and didn't even have a slight interest of what was going on.
Then mr. Wigglytits came.
She said with her horse voice: " Did anyone see lily? I didn't see her anywhere..."
Suddenly a strong aura came from a shadow in bushes next to me.
It was a little child.
The child walked very near to the hole.
"Potato saw were the girl went. Potato knows."
The child was a blond liddle boy covered in dirt in the age of 4 years. He had small potato peaces stuck in his wild blond hair. He was a very cute boy tho with a missing tooth and he always spoke in third person.
The teachers actual name was mrs. Addams.
Mrs. Adams said to the boy in a angry voice: "Pat, i swear for whatever god your messed up family believes in, if lily fell down that hole, I'm pushing you after her!"
The boy looked savage in the eyes of the teacher: " the lord of potato will not give teacher satisfaction! Teacher will never take Potato alive!" Then he jumped in to the hole too.
Oh god that was the potato lord?
And now he's dead as well!
Ohhh nooooo.
The teacher looked into the hole.
"Well that hole is deep. I cant even see the bottom. we gonna have to get the janitor out with the ladder to get them out."
"OH MISTER JANITOR!"
The old man came with his mob hes always taking with him.
He said with his old cracky voice: " I'm comin, I'm comin. What seems to be the problem here mrs. jigglytits?"
HA! He said what we all were thinking!
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Legend of the Potato
AléatoireMy second written story ever guys. and this time in english! Trigger warning: this Story has a very rude crackhead humour and deals about brutal stuff. Jack is a little boy who just wants to live his life. He just flows with whatever the f*ck is hap...
