Book of Randomness (Amory took over this book, I just--)

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(S H O R T )

Amory: Okay son. This is the plan; we shoot the bank-

Pinory: Why the bank? People put they money there, and all of it will be gone!

Amory: Exactly. They will fall into a Depression.

Pinory: But that's mean!

Amory: Look Pinory, this isn't the right time to complain!

Pinory: Okay...

(Amory is seen adding final touches to the death ray, not in front of Pinory, though.)

Amory: After that, we shoot the Black House-

Pinory: That's where our President is! He's respected well enough to become elected.

Amory: So? With him in the way, we can't rule the world!

Pinory: He made candy free!

Amory: I guess you have a point. But he's still gonna die.

Pinory: What would Dad think?

Amory: Uh...he'd totally agree! Yup...

Pinory: Okay Mommy!!!

Amory: Then, we shoot the military-

Pinory: Those people sacrifice their lives! That's evil to kill them...*Pinory cries*

Amory: Um...uh...son! It's okay! *Amory hugs him* We won't kill anyone, okay?

Pinory: *He wipes his tears and hugs his mom back* Thanks Mommy!

Amory: We'll take over all the Starbucks' in the land for you.

Pinory: yay!

(Amory finishes the ray, and shows Pinory her creation)

Pinory: wow mommy, I didn't know you made toys!

Amory: No. This is a death ray. It destroys and kills.

Pinory: *He tears up because it does bad things*

Amory: Not again! Pinory, forget I said that! I meant sunshine and rainbows.

Pinory: really???? Okay. *He stops crying*

Amory: We will shoot the city will the rainbows, so that it can become a better place.

Pinory: Okay.

(The Ray breaks down, smoke-filled. Amory had forgotten a certain gear, and, due to that, the Ray failed.)

Pinory: Not the happy ray!!!

Amory: Gosh darn it!

Pinory: *He gives Amory a kiss on the cheek* It's okay Mommy. You can build another one.

Amory: Aw, you're right. It'll take a long time though. This time, you AND your sister can help me! (keep in mind that I'm gonna rapid age the kids)

Pinory: Yay!! Wait, sister?