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"Kora," Jathe pondered, "What is it with you and nukes?"
"Well, they're AMAZING. They kill, they're nuclear, and they destroy everything within radius!," Kora recited for the 1,000th time.
"That's...kinda evil..."
"My father would be proud~"
"Didn't you inherit his nuke collection?"
"Of course, and I cherish every single one."
"How many nukes do you have?"
"Enough to fill up Venus and Mars."
Jathe looked at Kora, wide-eyed.
"What? Nukes are bae."
"So, what if someone were to ask to be your ally/friend?"
"First off, I can't be suspicious of them. Secondly, they gotta be a good alignment. Thirdly-"
"What if they gave you 10 nukes?"
"That's my best friend, PERIOD."
"You're almost just like Uncle..."
"You're saying that like he's a bad person."
"Let's just talk later, Kora..."
Kora simply nods and hugs a nuke.
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YOU ARE READING
Book of Randomness (Amory took over this book, I just--)
De TodoWhen you have nothin better to do, so you do dis
