Book of Randomness (Amory took over this book, I just--)

BRO IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES #10!!!

The 10 mark.

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Amara: Jamory, I think you owe Amaya an apology.

Jamory: I would, but...she'll verbally hurt me again.

Amaya: What? I'd do nothing of the sort!

Jamory: Not you! *Motions to the air* her...

Amaya: Who?

Jamory(X): ME! YOU DISGRACEFUL SON OF A BITCHASS KNUKLE-HEADED UGLY HEADASS STUPID ASS WHORE!

Amaya: See!? She's been acting like this all day!

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(A loud thump can be heard upstairs)

Amory: Pinshio! What was that?

Pinshio: My jacket fell.

Amory: That didn't sound like a jacket.

Pinshio: Well, I was in it when it fell.

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Penshiro: *holding Emory up, like a baby* You're so tiny and adorable!

Emory: I could kill you.

Penshiro: *hugs her* I know.

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Amera: If you can't beat 'em-

Amara: Run away!

Amera: I was gonna say "beat 'em up", but you do you.

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Pinshio: I can't find my shoes! I looked everywhere!

Amory: Everywhere, you say?

Pinshio: YES!

Amory: *goes in drawer and pulls out his shoes* 

Pinshio:

Pinshio: I swear, that was not there when I last checked .

(Amory just has mom instincts-)

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Pinory: *does a heroic deed*

Amory: boi, you were not created for this. I brought you in this world, and I can take you out.

Pinshio: *from bg* wait, THAT'S ILLEGAL-

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Amera: The glass is half empty.

Amara: The glass is half full.

Amera: I think you're full of shit.

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Amory: I need you two to pretend you hate each other.

Amara: Why?

Amory: Do it! It's a cover.

Amara: Oh, uhm, okay. Pinshao, you are the most handsome man in the world!

Pinshao: *gets offended*

Amory: Why did that offend him?

Amara: I usually say "in the universe."

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Jamara: I'm quick at math.

Jamory: Okay, what's 34 times 62?

Jamara: 24.

Jamory: That's...not even close.

Jamara: But it was quick.

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Amara: What do you call murder and burglary?

Jamory(X): A hobby.

Amara: 

Jamory(X): ...that I do not engage in.

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Amory: *facetimes from on top of an airplane, hanging on to the wing* ay yo wassup itz ya gurl Amory--

Pinshio: AMORY WHAT THE HELL, WHY ARE YOU ON A PLANE?!

Amory: I'm going to Mexico, and nobody can stop me.

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Jamara: I've got an idea!

Pinshium: We aren't going to murder people.

Jamara: I don't have an idea.

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Ponshio: Amera?

Amera: What?

Ponshio: You kicked me in your sleep.

Amera: Who said I was asleep?

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