Book of Randomness (Amory took over this book, I just--)

jamara with a GUN? (incorrect quotes #11)

the title itself is worrying.

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Amera: Here's a fun idea; we'll hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have the fight whoever else is under there.

Amory: We are not doing that.

Amera: Mistlefoe.

Amory: Amera, no.

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Jamory: What are you going to bring to the table?

Jamara: My negative attitude and a sparkling personality!

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Pinory: Daddy, I'm cold.

Pinshio: Here, have my scarf. *gives Pinory his scarf*

Pam: Mommy, I'm cold too.

Amory: What? *takes off her coat and puts it on Pam* I told you to wear more clothes, but now? *piles scarves on Pam* I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death. *yeets someone else's hat off and puts it on Pam* Don't be forgetful next time!

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Jamory: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea?

Jamara: And then I ignore you, yeah.

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Allory: Pfft, what are you gonna do, stab me?

Pinshivo: *takes out his knife*

Allory: I shouldn't have asked.

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Amory: What, why would anyone want to hurt Pinshio?

Amera: Maybe because they met him?

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Amera: Hey.

Ponshio: Hey.

Amera: I can't sleep.

Ponshio: Well, I can.

Amera:

Ponshio: Goodnight.

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Pinshium: I'm a miserable failure.

Pinshiem: Yes, you are.

Pinshium: I've failed my mission.

Pinshiem: Yes, you did.

Pinshium: I could use some words of encouragement.

Pinshiem: Yes, you could.

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Jamara: How come when I have fun, it's considered wrong?

Jamory: People die when you have fun.

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Amera: Jeez, Ponshio is such an idiot.

Person: Yeah, that guy is a nightmare, I hate him.

Amera:

Amera: Okay, say that again, and I'll rip your fucking face off.

Person: But you said-

Amera: You have 3 seconds to run.

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Amaya: Pen! Amara fainted. I want to call 911 but the 9 is broken.

Penshyo: Oh! Just turn your phone upside down and use the 6!

Amaya: I-

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Penshyo: Wow, the stars look beautiful tonight.

Amaya: Yeah, they do.

Penshyo: You wanna know who else is beautiful?

Amaya: *giggles* Who?

Penshyo: Pickle man.

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Amera: So, Ponshio sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you."

Pinshao: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up?"

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Jamory: What have I said about comparing Jamara to the devil?

Pinshium: That it's offensive to the devil.

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Pinshao: I never brag.

Amara: You called your face "proof of god's existence."

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