what they say when their kids FUCKING DIES
normal; *crying* WHY DID YOU DIE, WAS IS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE??!?!?!
fell; oh well, there's one down the drain.
swap; *also cries*
outer; *prays for the kid* (she can't reverse time to bring someone back to life, they'll still be dead. i made it this way so she could be less op, like in bored part 1 and 2.)
glitch; that quick?
horror; wow i didn't know my kid was THAT tasty...shouldn't have destroyed the starbucks.
fellswap; *plays rock music at the funeral*
swapfell; good riddance.
asylum; *SCREAMS*
lust; we can ALWAYS make another~! c'mere hunny ;)))))) (then they make another one AT THE FUNERAL)
nega; *has a bad mental breakdown*
negaswap; they took the blood...skanks.
candy; *le gaspu and cries* YOU'RE GONNA MAKE YOUR DAD SAD, COME BACK!!!!!
dance; *doesn't really care but pretends to anyway*
jamory; may you fly high, angel...
jamara; i'm the one who killed my kid, OOPSIE!!!!!
jamira; *has a breakdown next to nega*
jamika; okay, i guess you're dead now.
fresh; radical man
unfresh; mhmm. reason to die #89.
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what they say when they see their rival
normal; go away thanks <3
fell; fuck off
swap; hi! no one asked you to be here!
outer; *can't physically see*
glitch; *chokes with hair*
horror; *EATS*
asylum; *ATTACKS*
dance; *freezes*
fellswap; i knew you liked me! you came to see my performance, didn't you?
swapfell; *shoots*
lust; ;)))))) i'll fuck you if you don't leave.
nega; w-what did i d-do..? i'm s-sorry...please...don't h-hurt me!
negaswap; lmao bye
jamory; jamara what are you doing here
jamara; to sacrifice your kid. where are they?
jamika; ew. a rat.
jamira; i'm not a rat--
fresh; i'm just gonna skedaddle dude!
unfresh; your existence is a pain. reason #91.
(on a different note, i wonder if the kids have rivals...)
YOU ARE READING
Book of Randomness (Amory took over this book, I just--)
RandomWhen you have nothin better to do, so you do dis
