Book of Randomness (Amory took over this book, I just--)

jordi being jordi, with a mood swing

Orion: *talking to Amy*

Jordi: *from a distance* Jam! He's CHEATING on me!

Jam: You two aren't even together...

Jordi: What!? We AREN'T?????

Jam; no, jordan, you have to confess your love! besides, amy and orion are just talking!

Amy: *hugs Orion*

Jordi: THAT'S IT! SHE'S TRYNA SMASH!

Jordi: *possesses Jam*

Jam(X): *flies to where Amy and Orion are, and strangles Amy*

Amy: *tries to fight back but fails*

Orion: Jam! Wait..those eyes...JORDI! STOP CHOKING AMY!

Jam(X): Fine! *let's go of her* 

Orion: good-

Jam(X): *slaps* YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?

Orion: Ow- no. she isn't my girlfriend. And don't hit me again. *helps Amy up, and then walks away*

Jam(X): Wait! Onion! I'm so-

Orion: You were tryna start a fight? Well, I can give you one. *points gun at her*

Amy: Hey, hey! Settle down! I'm sure he didn't mean it!

Jam(X): Words can't express on how much I'd like to kill you! But I can't, that would hurt Onion's feelings!!!!!!

Orion: Why do YOU, an EVIL DEMON, care about how I feel?

Jam(X): Because I'M IN L- I mean, because it would make Jam sad. And I can't have a sad Jam! (she's lying, she doesn't really care about Jam like that-)

Amy: I mean, he IS your brother!

Orion:...okay then, weirdo.

-timeskip-

Naiah: *breathes*

Jordi: hey ugly robot! i want something from you.

Naiah: PLEASE, REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME UGLY.

Jordi: Whatever! Do you have any info on Onion?

Naiah; SEARCHING THE WEB FOR "ONION"..."The onion, also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable that is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. Its close relatives include the garlic, scallion, shallot, leek, chive, and Chinese onion." WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MORE?

Jordi: *kicks her* Ugh! Not the actual veggie dumbass! the PERSON!

Naiah: SEARCHING THE WEB FOR "PERSON ONION"..."Extroverts, on the other hand, are onion people. They contain so many layers of bombast that it's hard to know when they are being authentic." WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MORE?

Jordi: You're pissing me off! *whacks with bat* ORION!

Naiah: I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING HIT.

Jordi: JUST TELL ME, YOU LOUSY EXCUSE FOR A ROBOT!

Naiah: SEARCHING THE WEB FOR "MAN THE FUCK UP AND TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL ALREADY"...NO RESULTS.

Jordi: I-