i'm bored soooo

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what they say to their kid if they destroyed a starbucks

normal; okay wtf 

fell; *gets la chancla* imma beat ur ass

swap; how dare u grounded

outer; *REVERSES TIME*

glitch; hey, you left something outside...(kid goes outside)...*locks the door*

nega; i forgive you, you probably didn't mean it...

jamira; *oblivious*

jamory; how dare you, 10 minutes in hell

jamara; imma beat you senseless. then i'll send you to heaven for the rest of the day. then ur dad is gonna beat ur ass. Then you'll rot. and we'll sacrifice your body to our god, satan. i suggest you START RUNNING~~~~~!

jamika; ...*strangles* wtf. coffee is the only reason for my existence. i cannot function without coffee.

lust; eh, there's more than one starbucks in the world

horror; wow what a tasty looking snack

asylum; *goes batshit*

swapfell: *shoots*

fellswap: *SCREAMS*

Negaswap; ur blood looks mighty fine ;))))))

fresh; broseph, i don't drink coffee

unfresh; i can't believe you've done this...you gave me another reason not to live.

dance; *goes to another coffee shop*

candy; i don't drink coffee either


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